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Dirty Veselina

a girl who always motor-boats her large breasted friend while everyone is watching and taking shots while shouting “nice driveway
by Ryl33 April 17, 2020
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Vaselining

The process of lubricating something with Vaseline.
A: Fuck me, man.

B: What happened?

A: I was vaselining my dick so I could jerk off, and my dad walked in on me!

B: Shit, man, that sucks.
by bothebob September 1, 2016
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Vaseline mummy

When you have beaten your dick raw to the point of having to cover it in vaseline and wrap it up over night to heal.
My dick hurt so bad I had to sleep with a vaseline mummy.
by Udayweiz December 22, 2019
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Venelina

Venelina is the most unique person you will ever meet and is in general originating from Bulgaria. She's funny, intelligent and also beautiful. She has a lot to say and likes debates and interesting discussions. She's full of energy and she is always so honest, that sometimes people think she's rude. She's interested in too many things and knows way too many random facts.
Rarely can people pronounce her name right. Whatever you do, just don't call her Vanilla.
Person 1: Hey, did you meet Venelina?
Person 2: Yes, she sold my house last year, she's the best ever!
by vastresearcher November 22, 2021
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vaseline on your forehead

When someone doesn't understand a joke, misses a joke or appears to laugh too long after a joke has been made.
"Looks like you have Vaseline on your forehead again today!"
by babypiratesnapchat2 January 8, 2023
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Vaseline

1. n: Lubricant, used to make your teeth shiny and gums or lips healthy.
2. v: To rub someone the wrong way.
3. n: Great addition to toast.
4. n/adj: A suave gent.
1. A vaseline smile is a tasty smile.
2. Bank Robberies have a way of vseline-ing innocent citizens, especially bankers.
3. Kathy: I'll give you toast if you take me shopping.
Terrance: No!
Kathy: The toast has a wonderful spread of vaseline.
Terrance: Get your jacket, I'll grab the toast.
4. 'Terrance' mentioned above in Example 3 is quite vaseline-ish when it comes to his toast, dampened with vaseline.
by babypiratesnapchat2 March 8, 2023
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Jan vesely

The king of the Fenerbahçe Basketball Team. He plays as a center. He is the best
O bir kuş, o bir uçak, hayır. O JAN VESELY
by Egosligovya April 30, 2021
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