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velvet tongue

This is a blow job given using hot/warm tea, and honey. The woman fills her mouth with honey, then sips tea to melt it, and sucks on the man's penis. The sensations of the tea's warmth and the slickness of the honey is quite pleasurable. Also, she has to suck til the honey is all gone, so, good times all round.
Will you be there to hear my speech this afternoon, dear?

Oh, honey, you know I can't resist your velvet tongue...
by inga trinity March 21, 2009
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VELVET GOLDMINE

possibly the greatest movie of all time
that Only cool people like

the world has changed because you are made of ivory and gold , the curves of your lips rewrite history
artistic beautiful movie with a great soundtrack
by kane February 23, 2005
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Velvet Underground

1.) Influential rock band from the 60's/early 70's which included Lou Reed and John Cale

2.)An infamous pornographic book
1.)You've probably heard a band influenced by the Velvet underground

2.) It's hard to find the book The Velvet Underground
by Dagon January 10, 2005
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Velvet Bananas

a beautiful but horrifying spongebob fanfiction, 10/10 would recommend reading it
"Hey have you read velvet bananas? If you haven't you got to, it's the next big fic."
by fanficgirl January 16, 2014
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Velvet Sack

A soft, smooth, shorn scrotum.
Rachel loves my velvet sack.

I teabagged her with my velvet sack.

It’s a lot of work maintaining my velvet sack. If I don’t I’m like a Sasquatch down there.
by Eaton Holgoode December 10, 2018
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Velvet Morning

The type of morning you have when you're having tea and sitting with your rich parents and thinking "the minister's booked and the Paris flat is getting readied, life is good" when your poor little farmer boy soon-to-be-fiancé arrives and tells you he doesn't love you and wants to shack up with his Anne with an e.
Gilbert dumped me this morning. What a velvet morning.
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velvet-pocket

the velvet pocket is where all men wish to keep their tackle. It is the females love haven, her vagina, her place of sanctuary and satisfaction.
"He thrust his love-truncheon into her moist and inviting velvet-pocket."
by jiminski pallenov February 17, 2009
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