Ventertainment

venting in an entertaining way

This is a portmanteau of vent + entertainment coined by an English teacher. Nobody wants to just hear complaining, but if you make it entertaining then people want to listen.

Person 1: I need a ventertainment session — my husband didn’t do ___ again!

Person 2: I love hearing your marriage ventertainment— it always makes me feel better about my own marriage.

Person 1: I’m glad I can be of service! And being able to vent keeps me from wanting to hurt him, so it’s a win/win.

Lewis Black is an excellent ventertainer.

by vibrant_tapestry August 5, 2018

Venterator

The person who's primary function is to listen to your bitching, complaining and overall venting.

I had a horrible day, I need my venterator.

by NBDag July 20, 2020

Vinted

When you get tooooooo drunk on wine

Sweet baby Jesus I got vinted last night! I should’ve stayed on beer

by JaJaJuJu August 12, 2020

Vinted

When you get toooo drunk on wine.

Last night I had too many wines and got Vinted

by JaJaJuJu August 12, 2020

Vetted

Being such a jacked sick kunt that you need to be to be admitted to the vet.

Geez did you see Cooper, that kunt is vetted as fuck

by StaceyPoll November 9, 2020

Venteria

Venteria is a name for a adorable and energetic personality, for a person filled with joy and fun, and can make anyone smile without even trying.

Woah, look at Venteria! She is so hot <3

by Payuime December 12, 2020

Venteria

A extremely hot girl. When you look into her eyes you'll fall in love.
She has long eyelashes and big brown eyes!

I think I'm in love with, Venteria.

by Payuime December 12, 2020