Going On Vacation

A term used when a drug dealer/crime boss goes to jail.

(Fatt Jimmy is Going On Vacation.)

"AY-O!, Tommy, Fatt Jimmy just went on vacation!"

"You know what that MEANS Tommy!?"

"Nah what"

"WE BOTH CAN NOW RUN THIS DRUG EMPIRE"

by ✠Mrcatmanjr✠#8191 April 18, 2021

vacation dick

A dick larger in size than your used to. It's exciting and fulfilling like a nice vacation.

"I totally had vacation dick last night, it was better than my 3 nights in Vegas!"

by TheJediGolfer June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that's too big to take on a daily basis, but makes for good vacation sex. Bigger than a boyfriend dick.

Shawn's got a total vacation dick. That's why all the girls have him as their sidedick.

by HungryDrummer June 10, 2016

Chemical Vacation

The binging of various different drugs over a period of time, every day until the vacation is over, so as to be completely high for the entirety of the trip.

Phil: Man, last week I went on a chemical vacation with my band, it was a really bonding experience. We did Acid the first night, shrooms the next, ecstasy the third night, ketamine on night four and we must have gone through an oz. of weed. By day five, I was almost ready to have a heart attack!

by crowsnest August 31, 2012

vacation whore

A person desperate for vacation who will accompany you on any trip, anytime, anywhere. Always seeking adventure and escape, this person can be packed and ready in 10 minutes flat.

"Hello?"
"Hey- New Orleans on Friday." "You in?"
"Hells yes!" "Vacation whore is always in."

by RachRiot January 20, 2012

FMLA vacation

someone who constintly fakes illness to use the federally mandated Family Medical Leave Act to take time off from work. Such hard to prove illnesses include but not limited to backache, migraine, neck pain, and mental/stress related diseases.

Damn, James hasn't worked a full week in three monthes!
That's because he got approved for a FMLA vacation for his headaches.

by sean dobbins February 20, 2009

Greek Vacation

When your girlfriend/wife/boo/mistress/FWB/etc whom isn't a fan of anal sex (greek) gives it up either after you do something exceedingly nice, she is ridiculously drunk, or looking to experiment. Since this doesn't happen very often or takes awhile to work up to, it is like a cruise/trip to those ancient isles in the Mediterranean.

Guy: I can't believe it, my girl agreed to go on a Greek Vacation last night!
Other Guy: Incredible! Was it difficult getting into port?
Guy: You know I am an experienced captain, it took a few tries, but after some maneuvering my vessel just slid right in.

by schweinsteiger May 14, 2012