Valentine 

The loveliest man you’ll ever meet is a Valentine.
Valentine’s are always real sensitive (not in the tedious way; about what upsets/bothers you) and considers just about anything you tell him.
He’s perfect at. Well. Everything and anything, but will straight-up deny it. Sometimes it feels like he’d hurdle you off a cliff, if it was you or confessing he’s really amazing as you put.
He’s also really. Really. Really pretty. Like, it’s not even fair. And he’s also got a cool sense of fashion.

Person I: Did you SEE that guy?
Person II: Yeah, I did. Looks nice.
Person I: Eugh, his clothes were tacky. Such a Valentine.

Valentine by InvitationToHers December 15, 2023

Valentine :)

1. A hot girl
2. Hotter than Jonathan
3. Wears nice panties

Valentine :) is hot in her shorts today

Valentine :) by frenchkid96 September 15, 2011

valentine's day 

The reason so many people are born in November.

I was born in November because my parents celebrated valentine's day.

valentine's day by youdontsmellbad September 3, 2004

valentine's day 

1)holiday maliciously created to make lonely people extremely depressed.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.

Valentine's day? I've had days at the dentist's that go more enjoyable than that day.

valentine's day by Frickin Sad and Frickin Lonely October 19, 2003

valentine's day 

Single's awareness day

"Is it Valentine's Day again?"
"Yes. Oh darn, I'm single. I don't get anything overpriced from my temporary lover."

valentine's day by This Cat February 13, 2004

Valentine’s Day 

The glorious day out of the year when pot hub premium is free.

Guy #1: so what are you doing this Valentine’s Day ?
Guy#2: pornhub is free today, bruh

Valentine’s Day by The guy over there February 14, 2018

Valentine's Day 

Otherwise known as
SINGLES AWARENESS DAY

hey valentine's day is comin' up.
"Don't you mean single's awareness day?" Yeh....

Valentine's Day by RetfirDMX March 4, 2008