-act of mutual masterbation involving (a) one of many closeted gays or child molesters in Utica NY, (b) a member of the local Utica government including but not limited to UPD, and (3) internet porn containing extreme depictions of BDSM, bestiality, kiddie porn, and incest, usually all at once.
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-person who writes inflammatory comments on topix, especially in Utica
-yo,man, Fat Eddie just got picked up for giving Labelly a Utica Hand Job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
-bitch just insulted me! what a utica hand job.
by utica hand job June 19, 2010
Get the Utica Hand Job mug.A city in Upstate New York. My grandfather lives there. It is a very Italian town, I think that gives it charecter, but you can come up with your own conclusions about that. Utica is an all american town. For such a small city (about 60,000) it has a lot of interesting things about it, utica sausauge, utica pizza. It's a decent place.
by finaticguy120 July 17, 2005
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Let's move to Utica, NY. I heard they have some cross eyed, ripe smelling young ladies who know how to make change at the supermarket most of the time.
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