Urkann

Wen you lose an argument and threaten to call Interpol

Let me Urkann Angelo
I don't need fuel anymore

by Urkant July 2, 2022

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Utekatt

A person that is in no way able to behave in a civilized society.

"My friend spilt wine on the table the other day, he then shoveled it back into his glass. What a Utekatt!"

by Homie-E November 13, 2023

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UREAD (n.)
/yo͞o-rē-äd/
A hand-crafted Yakisugi ritual object used to activate, direct, and anchor universal energy. Each UREAD is unique—infused with fire memory, shaped by intention, and carved from forgotten wood. More than a wand, less than a weapon, it is a tool of subtle influence.

Functions:

Energy channeling (Reiki & symbolic intention)

Directional focusing (space, thoughts, goals)

Personal grounding & activation

Ritual object & secret identity marker (UCK™ approved)

I've got a UREAD reiki wand I can use for:
Energy channeling (Reiki & symbolic intention)

Directional focusing (space, thoughts, goals)

Personal grounding & activation

Ritual object & secret identity marker (UCK™ approved)
UREAD

by Heymuse July 4, 2025

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grandma ureta

Fraser's grandma. When he sticks a pencil up his ureta; she transforms into super ureta!

Avid kaka eater. MAAAACK MAAAACK MAAAAACKAKAKAKAKAKAKkA

hey gam gam grandma ureta may i have a cookie?

gramma URETHRRA: no. eat kaka instead.

*flicks cheed in her eyes*

urenus brutus grandcheed kakazoid deepvoicetus munglo uretata: *uretes everywhere*

by Brutus the Indifferent September 26, 2024

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