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stick em' up

A long, drawn-out story or joke, that NO ONE thinks is funny (except for the person telling it). May sometimes result in an awkward silence or situation. Generally, a "stick emmm' uppppppp" is used in a group setting when one person is really excited about their story, but by the time they look up at their audience, they notice that everyone surrounding them is pulling their eyes and cheeks closer together with their hands... this is the motion for a "stick em' upppp!"

Basically is "stick emm' uppppp" is something similar to when someone smiles, while putting two thumbs up... then quickly changes their expression to annoyed and immediately turns their two thumbs down, implying that something was actually NOT funny (contrary to what the story teller believes).
Sarah: Have you guys see that episode of Fresh Prince where Will is scared of MADD DOGG, but tries to distract him by saying, "You are Dreamminnngggg" (at this point sarah is waving her hands up and down like Will) (she is also laughing so much she can barely speak)

Hamz, Misha, Siymack, Natasha, Sharghi, Baharak, Nima, Assal: (all have their hands on their face, pulling their eyes and cheeks with their fingers, just waiting to say, "Stick em' up!"

sidenote: once you get the hang of it-- all you have to do is start to move your hands towards your face... and the other person will say, "Ok ok , I get it. I'll stop talking now..."

(at this point, you could technically "stick up" these examples)
by Miss Tina August 12, 2007
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Stick it up there

Putting 2 fingers in a girls pussy
I was told do stick it up there when doing the dirty work in bed.
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stick him up

To stab someone with a shank (knife)

A term used in london
Dave: "stick him up with a stick, stick"
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stick it up yours

Similar to phrases like: “stick it up your ass”, stick it up yours is a way of saying fuck you
Guy 1- “You’re an asshole
Guy 2- “Stick it up yours
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stick it up your arse

An alternative way of saying "fuck you" to someone - often used as showing disgust and is quite frequent in the UK.
You know what? You can take that job position and stick it up your arse. I'm no longer interested
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I'd stick a mix up her

To describe an attractive female, a particular individual who you would like to ejaculate into.
Ryan - "Damn that girl over there by the bar is fit!"

Del - "Yeah, she would get it. I'd stick a mix up her"
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fuck me hard up the arse with a stick

A statement that is said in the event of utter disbelief, or in shock, awe, etc.
Dave: "Alex, did you know that we're all going to die in three seconds?"
Alex: "Fuck me hard up the arse with a stick!"
by AlexBumpkin December 9, 2007
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