Universal Orlando Resort

(soon to be) Home of 4 parks; Universal Studios, Islands of Adventure, Volcano Bay, and Epic Universe. Known for their innovative rides, great treatment of staff, and overuse of screens.

Universal Orlando Resort opens Epic Universe... Sometime in the future.

by MrWonka November 7, 2020

universal truth

The one simple fact that is so overwhelmingly true that all mankind bows down and acknowledges the validity of the statement...burfag=fag

Just at the thought of the universal truth the entire group nodded yes in complete agreement.

by pensman66 October 25, 2004

universal hole theory

The universal hole theory states that a guy will be with anything that has a hole and attempt to fill it.

Daniel has no standards since he practices the universal hole theory.

by universal hole theorist January 28, 2008

Universal slut excuse

The excuse that EVERY slut uses for being a whore and sleeping with someone else's man.

"If you were taking care of your man, he wouldn't be cheating on you with me".

"oh, the Universal slut excuse , classic. "

by 84hf84ujfjj October 19, 2008

Universal American School of Kuwait

A school that is full of homework and pisses you off. Children here act like beavers and rabbits fighting. If you ever think about getting in this school, make sure ur ok with being crazy and loud 😁NEVER trust the kids near the elevator with out a elevator pass cuz u could end up with Ms.Noha 😬 If you are a 8th grader please keep in mind that the 7th graders are spoiled brats 🙂 Most think they’re cool and trendy when they act like 9 year olds and we can hear their screams and voices. Most are retarded clout chasers 🤭 If you live in Kuwait and ur a nerd DO NOT COME TO THIS SCHOOL kids here are dumb and crazy it’s like living in a school jungle gym so no nooo. 6th graders are little Jake Paulers k so they think that they’re king and queen oOoOpPpps 😱 Bibi al Ghanim is the owner of this mini hell on earth! You will have to pay for every single tiny thing even though it’s from the trash can ☠️ All the school and teachers want is money🤑🤑🤑 Teachers love stressing you out!😍 They will laugh after failing the whole class so rip uas students

I get terrorized in the Universal American School of Kuwait!
The school is 90% homework and 10% education!!!

by Get outta here October 26, 2018

universal soldiers

N. Name given to the asses who walk around in public with Blue Tooth headsets on. So called because of their similar appearance to Jean Claude Van Dam from the movie of the same name.

I was out at the Waffle House the other day when this group of universal soldiers walked in. I mean, who is so important that they're getting calls at three in the morning anyway?

by Nathan Burns November 8, 2006

Universal Healthcare

Something that will never happen in capitalist America because the upper class hoards their wealth.

Man 1: Man, I broke my arm and don’t have insurance. Now I’ll have to pay thousands of dollars to get it healed!
Man 2: *Lives in sweden* oh man, I barely had to pay anything when I broke my arm. Thank you Universal Healthcare!

Man 1: Oh well, I guess I just won’t pay my rent and sell my Jeep to pay for my medical costs.

by The Reem August 27, 2018