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underwear-gnome

1.) One who looks around in another's underwear drawer.
2.) Someone with an underwear fetish.
I caught Steve sniffin Sarah's underwear like a little underwear-gnome.
by Skyler23 September 24, 2005
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Underwater Apple Bobbing

The same as traditional Apple Bobbing except that when a male or female inhales both of the balls of their male partner into their mouth, they perform the apple bobbing act underwater. Typically performed in a bathtub or pool.
Carl loves swimming at the local YMCA public pool. He enjoys wading around in the shallow end with his ball sack floating out from his swim trunks as the elderly lap swimmers love to do a little Underwater Apple Bobbing between their laps.
by Eaton Holgoode March 6, 2015
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Ed's Underwear! (gags)

A line said by Edd when Ed's rancid underwear landed on his face.
Edd: Ed's underwear! (gags) Soap! I need soap!
by Master Tonberry March 5, 2005
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underwear-thug

A gangsta, tough guy, or bad dude so committed to getting to the fight as quick as possible that he will run out of the house in his underwear to punch on!!!!!
Here comes Doug Chug Underwear-Thug
by Loose dolly April 20, 2011
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underwater basketweaving

A term used to specify something completely useless. Something that isn't worth a dime.
"Man, I feel like I just graduated underwater basketweaving!"
"Why don't you go practice your underwater basketweaving!"
by Truero December 3, 2005
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underwater hockey

the friggen sweetest sport ever created... yeaaaaah. Played with 2 teams of 6, a hockey puck, fins, masks, snorkel, water polo cat, gloves, and sticks. It is played on the bottom of the pool while holding your breath. More addicting than crack.
by DO and Gunner November 9, 2008
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A rainbow in the underwear

A rainbow in the underwear occurs when someone (presumably a man) has made the greatest possible variety of excretions in his underpants. This would consist of a brown stain, a yellow stain, and an off-white stain.
Jean Pierre Garnier never wipes his ass, so he has skid marks; he has also been known to have wetdreams almost nightly. A few months ago thirty people came to his house to scream at him. He pissed himself and a made a rainbow in his underwear.
by DLa April 6, 2005
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