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Cone of Uncertainty

That hazy, fuzzy space and time where you wake up next to someone whose name you may or may not know, either or both of you in various states of undress, totally uncertain as to whether, how, or how frequently you may have had sex the night before.
"Tequila... I don't drink tequila! Last time I drank tequila, I woke up inside the 'Cone of Uncertainty' with a dude from my days at Tulane..."
by BGDTootSweet August 29, 2011
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Ulverston

A place where all the people who live there are asexual due to the fact they all look the same, don't shower and rub gravel in there hair for breakfast.. therefore have become a dying breed. Also the first black man was hatched there..he goes by the name of lenny henry.
Ulverston the start of a fall in society!
by ibukun AKA JME April 10, 2009
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ulgerfunkel

synonym for no other word can describe. officially has no meaning so use it for whatever u want.
1. That teacher is soooooooo ulgerfunkel.

2. I ulgerfunkeled my car.

3. You are such an ulgerfunkel.
by caitlyn and brianna June 27, 2007
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Ulverston

A town made of hairdressers, pubs, takeaways,cafes and schools the isn't much to do expect go up hoad and smoke pot at lightburn
Ulverston that place near the failing zoo and on the way to the as shitty barrow
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Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track

A phrase commonly used by high society instead of saying shit.
(At the dinner table with guests, it is polite for one to say:)

Excuse me everyone I need to Remove Viscid liquid from ulcerative rectal track.
by sir twiggles May 5, 2007
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Ultered

The post effects of burning Ultra Weekend herbal incense. This can range from mild to extreme euphoric mind and body sensations.
Dude last weekend we got some Ultra Weekend Herbal Incense. After we burnt it we were Ultered!!!!
by Justin Case youre out November 28, 2011
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Internet Uncertainty Principle

As it becomes widely known that a particular search returns few or no hits, that will cease to be the case.

A take on the Heisenberg uncertainty principle, it really is more closely related to the Observer Effect but due to conflation of these terms (and having been coined already on many sites) it is known as Internet Uncertainty Principle.. Tho really, Internet Observer Effect is a much better imo >_>
huh? this quote i found online says that googling for absolute+zero+lesbians yields 0 results, but i get several hundred... what gives????
The answer is Internet Uncertainty Principle
by erroris November 1, 2008
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