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uffy hand shake

a "hand shake" given to a male by an uffy. the "hand shake" takes place in the male nether region. it is given when an uffy wants to determine if the male is suitable or large enough for bedding.
uffy hand shake originated when muffy, buffy, and fluffy noticed that a man can see if a woman has large breasts. and the man can decide if he wants to go out with her. but a female has no way of knowing if a man has a big one or not. hence the need for an uffy hand shake.
"fluffy, did you give gary the uffy hand shake before you had sex?", asked muffy.

"yes, and he had a prince albert too!"

duffy was so sad and bummed out that biff had a small wanker.

"hey duffy, you should have given him the uffy hand shake."
by robyn cason January 16, 2008
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uffiesque

Man that girl had this uffiesque look
by Laimis February 7, 2008
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ufff

an expression of how you feel towards a person when you are extremely attracted to the opposite sex
ufff, do you see her
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Uffling

The offspring of an *Uffy. Typically, but not necessarily exclusively, female. Often times more vocal and demanding than non-uffy children and much less apt to obey parental direction.

The physical result of a sexual interlude initiated by a successful Uffy Handshake.
Ufflings are not given uffy names until they reach the legal age to consume alcohol because of the risk of unauthorized uffy related behavior.
Ufflings are like apples in that they don't fall far from the perverbial tree.
Muffy, Buffy and Mabeluffy have ufflings. When the ufflings are at the sitter, the *uffys go out on the town. Similar to "When the cat's away, the mice will play".
Where is your uffling Buffy? She's at the sitter becuase I'm getting drunk and going out to the bars all night.
by SankDawg July 12, 2009
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Uffe

Extremely intelligent person. A man who is very lucky with the ladies.
by Troutfriday May 22, 2018
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uffman

1. (noun) Of no fun. boring, and or brainless. Lacking any resemblance of entertainment or worth. See also poop.
We all decided to go out for a few beers, when Karl pulled an uffman and went to his room to watch paint dry.
by Rsquared July 28, 2008
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UFFJ

Something extremely unfortunate, generally of a humorous nature. Acronym for "UnFortunate For Johnny."
STEVE - "My wife busted me watching anal fisting porn last night."

MARK - "UFFJ."
by Reechard July 6, 2006
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