UPS

Unique Pleasure Service

My UPS always delivers

by Learning Tree September 7, 2020

UPS

Those deliverymen that fuck with your parcel

Jake: "Bro..., my package looks fucked up because it's from UPS."

by fc2078 January 19, 2021

UPS

Useless Pathetic Slut

that UPS is getting around more often each time I see him, never with my package though.

by its_nac February 9, 2021

ups

ups is a term used by “dicaprihoes” and their friends. ups stands for “and i oop.” If you make fun of this word, or if you make fun or a dicaprihoe, the people who use this word will fuck you up.

“Hi im Romeo Montague I thought Juliet was dead but she was napping, UPS I killed myselff as she was waking up!”

by dicpariohoeeee March 18, 2021

ups

It stands for “and i oop”. commonly used by dicaprihoes.

“Romeo Montague poisoned himself for Juliet, even though Juliet was napping, ups.”

by dicpariohoeeee March 18, 2021

ups

a shitty ass postal service with overpaid drivers who get horny when infants sit on there laps they never knock on doors when delivering packages cause there bones are too fragile

tim: hey bryan what postal service delivered your package

bryan: those pussy ass crackers ups they didnt knock and my package got stolen we should really cut there annual wage in half

by wheresdablindhoes April 2, 2021

UPS

United Parcel Smashers, due to the amount of items shipped through their hubs. Any item marked with stickers that say "fragile" or "handle with care" means throw it on the conveyor belt and hope it dosen't break. They don't care about their workers, often pushing them to the breaking point. Contrary to popular belief, the workers that make the "real" money are the automotive mechanics, not the drivers of the brown trucks.

NEVER, EVER ship anything valuable such as a TV through UPS!

by kagome122885 May 22, 2022