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Those deliverymen that fuck with your parcel
Jake: "Bro..., my package looks fucked up because it's from UPS."
UPS by fc2078 January 19, 2021
that UPS is getting around more often each time I see him, never with my package though.
UPS by its_nac February 9, 2021
ups is a term used by “dicaprihoes” and their friends. ups stands for “and i oop.” If you make fun of this word, or if you make fun or a dicaprihoe, the people who use this word will fuck you up.
“Hi im Romeo Montague I thought Juliet was dead but she was napping, UPS I killed myselff as she was waking up!”
ups by dicpariohoeeee March 18, 2021
It stands for “and i oop”. commonly used by dicaprihoes.
“Romeo Montague poisoned himself for Juliet, even though Juliet was napping, ups.”
ups by dicpariohoeeee March 18, 2021
a shitty ass postal service with overpaid drivers who get horny when infants sit on there laps they never knock on doors when delivering packages cause there bones are too fragile
tim: hey bryan what postal service delivered your package

bryan: those pussy ass crackers ups they didnt knock and my package got stolen we should really cut there annual wage in half
ups by wheresdablindhoes April 2, 2021
United Parcel Smashers, due to the amount of items shipped through their hubs. Any item marked with stickers that say "fragile" or "handle with care" means throw it on the conveyor belt and hope it dosen't break. They don't care about their workers, often pushing them to the breaking point. Contrary to popular belief, the workers that make the "real" money are the automotive mechanics, not the drivers of the brown trucks.
NEVER, EVER ship anything valuable such as a TV through UPS!
UPS by kagome122885 May 22, 2022