upper decker

Also referred to as 'Going Up Top,' the act of taking a shit in the tank of a toilet. Common courtesy not to flush. Used TP should be placed inside drawers, magazines, or the tank itself. Feel free to throw in any other items you can find in the bathroom during the process.

"Man this party sucks... I'll let 'em know how I feel with an Upper Decker"

"Dude!! You shit in my toilet" -> "Where else did you want me to go?" -> "Not in the top part you fuck!!"

by ShitBrick February 24, 2004

the upper room

Heaven

Lord! The lady crossing the street done got hit by a care. I guess she is in the upper room now?

by dragoom-doc99 July 5, 2016

one-upper

A one-upper is someone who always has to be bigger and better than everyone else. If you say you are drunk, they exclaim with how much more they have drank than you.

Although Matt may seem mediocre, he is actually a one-upper; He must always top your story with one of his own.

by Drew Workman January 3, 2008

Upper Decker

When you take a shit in the tank of the toilet.

Yo last night I took an upper decker in Jim’s toilet!

by FamousJew October 28, 2020

THE UPPER DECKER

The upper decker is when you shit in the tank of the toilet.

Man.. Tom is being a dick! I'm going to give him the upper decker before we bail!

by BigL830 August 18, 2017

bum-upper

Slang word for male homosexual

Used as a noun: He is a bum-upper (or, rarely, 'bumupper')
Used as a verb: He ups bums
General sayings: He looks like such a bum-upper! He just cannot stop upping bums. What a bum-upper, look at that!

As a verb 'bum upping' conjugates simply:

Present Tense
I up bums, you up bums, he ups bums, we up bums

(Or an alternative could be: 'I enjoy upping, she enjoys upping...etc.')

Past Tense (Imperfect)
I/you/he/we upped (a bum or bums)

Past Tense (Perfect)
I/you/we have upped (a bum or bums)
He has upped (a bum or bums)

by Dexterity August 10, 2006

Upper Chucker

Similar to an Upper Decker but filling the upper portion of the toilet tank with vomit.

Seth discovered that someone had left him an upper chucker in his toilet after the party was over.

by EFD A$$hole May 18, 2010