the unholy trinity of the internet

The unholy trinity of the internet consists of three photos that one must witness to become a jaded internet user, once these three have been witnessed, they can not be un-witnessed. these three pictures are( going tamest to least tame in my opinion)
Lemon Party, three gay elders with flaccid penises having an orgy
Goatse, an old man bent over to the camera and exposing his wide arsehole
and last but not least, tub girl, an asian girl in a bath shitting everywhere

Hey, Joey, Johnny looks like he's seen some shit in his time...
Yeah, he was forced to witness the unholy trinity of the internet.
Jesus, I would never wish that fate upon my worst enemy...

by huesicle November 12, 2015

the unholy triforce

the 3 horrible legend of zelda games for the philips cdi video game system

the unholy triforce alone made the cdi a horrible game console

by lmxdurgex August 4, 2009

unhelp

to falsify or undo the state of being helped

I am unhelped. Or: "Unhelped, I continued to do more drugs, behave irresponsibly and additionally report all of it to 4chan. The whole ordeal left me in a state of unhelped. unhelp me help you.

by noopadele June 27, 2010

unhoe

n, adj. A person (usually female) who has none of the characteristics of a hoe.

Also can be used to describe such a person's actions (or lackthereof the debaucherous kind)

1.
Did you see Sharon's pants?

Yeah they look good, and they're pretty unhoe.

2.
She is an unhoe :)

by unhoe May 25, 2010

Unholy waterslide

The act of slipping laxatives into your partner's food, coating them in coconut oil and pushing them into an empty bathtub naked.

"Dude, my weekend was so wild, I watched Tom unholy waterslide his girlfriend"

by RatBlaster January 10, 2022

Unhomied

when someone says some stupid shit to the point where u undo ur homie-ness for a set amount of time
(or when someone dislikes andrew tate)
- word founded by marcus and frankie

“whats that? u dont like andrew tate? Unhomied.”

by Fross11 July 8, 2022

Unhinged

A book by Caite Kelly published in 2013. It's a story about a teenager (the author) growing up in today's society and her run-in with suicide. Not your average, depressing story, though it is extremely raw and real, Unhinged helps suicidal teenagers find a way out and helps friends and families to understand what's going on.
Unlike other books of its kind, Caite actually put journal entries from her suicidal days into the novel to help the reader really get into the mind of a lost teen struggling to find her way. She even included her suicide note.
If you like books that make you cry and give you hope at the same time, Unhinged is one of the jems that will do it for you.

teengirl1: Dude, have you read Unhinged?
teengirl2: Yeah. I can't believe someone was brave enough to write those things about herself.

mom1: I just bought Unhinged.
mom2: Oh, you'll love it. It'll hurt to read, but you'll remember so much about your childhood and maybe find a new way to help your daughter, too.

by watchfuleye May 27, 2013