tooba

tall
skinny
sexy
pretty
big brown eyes
nice ass
big boobs
good in bed
even better in person
kind
lovable
fun
organized
smart
cute
gorgeous
hot
clean freak
controls the party, but also makes it more fun
a true soul mate
if shes the girl next to you, infront of you, behind you....Don't let her go!

Tooba is one of those people who you feel like are the most trustworthy, honest, and true friend

by Ishouldbedoinghomeworkrightnow December 14, 2011

twobligation

when you follow someone on twitter, and they follow you in return and it is painfully clear that they 'tweet' way too much about mundane events, you are twobligated not to 'un-follow' them because they are following you.

"I totally followed matt's friend "skylark420" and that dude twitters about _everything_, it's not even funny, and I can't un-follow him because he's following me...I have a twobligation now to follow this dude.

by cbronson April 17, 2008

Toobin

Whipping out your dong on a zoom call
(Or other live chat platforms)
- Can be done during any occasion but most often done on an office call with colleagues
- Always followed up by saying you were not aware your camera was on at the time the act was preformed

“I’m totally toobin our next boring conference call!”

by iAMGorman October 19, 2020

Toobin

Named after THE NEW YORKER contributing staffer, where a dude openly beats his meat on a professional video conference call.

Dude 1: Ever heard of tubesteak?
Dude 2: Yeah, man.
Dude 1: Ever heard of a hot mic?
Dude 2: Yeah....so?
Dude 1: Toobin means beating your dick like that New Yorker guy did on a video call, bruh! It's a hot mic for whacking it off in front of colleagues!
Dude 1: No shit?!?
Dude 2: Deadass, man.

by Ghsstie_2 October 20, 2020

Toobing

Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.

In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.

by Gaijinman October 21, 2020

Haha, tööb

Used similarly to "bring it" in response to a situation someone else thinks is dangerous but you know is not due to your massive fucking gun.

swedish arms design bureau in 1955: Okay, listen. We just witnessed an assault on our borders. The cold war is here. We need viable anti-tank weapons.

some silly dude at the earl gustav weapons factory: Haha, tööb.

by Apastalypse December 30, 2018

Twooping

An art form involving the contraction of the rectum combined with the rapid shaking of the ass. To simplify, the act of twerking and taking a shit simultaneously. Results include whiplash and shit being eternally plastered to the walls.

We went clubbing and some drunk bitch started twooping. My clothes are eternally fucked.

by Lord Sexius the Great March 12, 2015