Twinkle Dick

As in you got some glitter on your dick from all those fairies you've been fucking.

He's such a twinkle dick he wore a boa to the club.

by Jersey67 August 3, 2010

twinkle twat

Vaginal deodorant to mask the smell of menstration and / or other nasty odours

She must be wearing twinkle twat with that strange aroma of perfume

by rob Hogarth September 13, 2007

Twinkle Tits

When an obese man has rather large man boobs that get so sweaty they twinkle in the sun light.

"Oh man, Brian should wipe his twinkle tits, he's blinding me!"

by Gunther Gumball February 22, 2008

twinkle dick

a small dick dumbass dude that did or does somthing stupid that is of no consequence like garret

Gfutch is such a fucking twinkle dick, cause he walked to town, like Forest Gump instead of riding the bus.

by david p January 21, 2009

Twinkle Twat

A bitchy woman usually in her teens or 20s, keeps up with the latest trends and thinks she is the shit. Appears as a wannabe diva and likes all superficial things that sparkle and glitter, hence twinkle twat.

I ran into Charlene yesterday at the mall and said hi but she completely ignored me. Man, what a twinkle twat.

by Widdle Munchkin July 8, 2009

twinkle toes

An effeminate homosexual male; a fairy.

"Grow a pair of balls you twinkle toes cocksucker."

by Joe Smith September 24, 2004

Twinkle Twins

Someone who shines extra sparkly. Particularly on the day of their birth with another human who also sparkles brightly on the same day.

Not to be confused with: "sparkle adjacents", "shiny duplicates" or "firework friends".

"That Carly Rae Jepsen is twinkle twins with that dashing human resources manager I know." "You mean they share the same birthday Ted?" "Yes Bob." "Just say that next time...instead of sounding like a f#%$n idiot." "Dually noted Ted - dually noted."

To Twinkle Twin: Ignore Ted and proceed rejoicing in the Sparkle of shared birthdays.

by BIG daddy's lil mama. November 13, 2018