Twiddle

the act of smoking marijuana

What do you want to do today?

Let's go ink our bodies and proceed to twiddle up.

by twiddler7 February 22, 2011

Twiddledeefuck

A word that is used when a parent comes home to their son/daughter hot boxing their house with dank marijuana and a group of friends.

Why the fuck are smoking pot in my house you twiddledeefuck!?

by Centipead11 October 20, 2010

Twiddle-Dicking

When one is sitting around, doing nothing; being idle. Similar to sitting around with your thumb up your ass.

Her and I were twiddle-dicking, waiting for the movie to start.

by redneckasshole September 16, 2010

Twiddletwat

Someone who absolutely must fuck about with everything they come into contact with, and during the process delude themselves into thinking they've actually improved the thing they've just fucked up.

"For fucks sake will you leave that bastard thing alone before you fuck it up completely you useless twiddletwat!"

by EviL AnGeL April 20, 2004

twiddlefinger

while fingering a girl with your finger fully inserted the act of moving your inserted fingertips rapidly in her vagina. guaranteed to make her cum every time

She came twice before i came once because of my effective use of the twiddlefinger

by so!id December 20, 2008

Twiddley dick

A penis that is likely to snap during intermate moments

It was at a crucial moment during sex that James herd a snap from his twiddley dick

by Absolute belta October 10, 2016

twiddle the pot

An electrical engineering term that no one really understands.

Watch the output voltage as you ever so gently twiddle the pot.

by electricalengineerman September 6, 2017