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tweeter

Flatulence produced when air escapes your anus at the same time as a solid object. Although usually associated with that high pitched fart that comes out as you take a huge dump, it is also much like what results from air being forced up your anus while participating in anal sex.
The headboard thumping and the quiet tweetering on the other side of the wall could only mean one thing: anal sex.

The soft tweeters in the bathroom were a sure sign that the one working stall was occupied.
by Coos Baylien October 18, 2011
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tweeker

The homeless, meth addict, usually skinny, smelly, who is riding a 10,000 racing mountain bike, dressed in rags, malnourished, at three oclock in the morning through the streets of sunnyslope, (phx az)with a 10 foot antique brass lamp over there shoulder on their way to the (meth)dope mans house to score another $20 bag, if you watch him long enough you will most likely see him look over his shoulder to see if "they" are close behind, you will likely see him stop at each and every dumpster that looks like it might have anything at all in it.
phx cop to glendale cop: anything new tonight?... (tweeker rides by on sidewalk causing officer to spill his coffee) damm tweekers! watch where you going or ill arrest your ass for ....glendale cop in response....."you mean you actually bother to arrest them? me and the boys find it so much quicker just to stop em, confiscate their drugs and let them go."
by nobody in phx June 19, 2009
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tweekers

Those who indulge themselves with Methamphetamine until they become very paranoid and develop a serious case of body tremor.
eg. People who ask for money on a daily basis; people who consistently and rapidly scratch themselves. "Hey check those tweekers arguing with the cops, the one on the left looks all messed up."

eg. Tyrone Biggums from the "Chappelle Show"; Jake Mazursky from "Alpha Dog"; Every character in the movie Spun; That chick from Full House, in real life.
by Romero Diaz December 9, 2008
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Tweetversation

A conversation between two or more people that takes place on twitter.
OMG, did you you see the tweetversation between @randomperson1 and @randomperson2?

Bitch needs to learn to take a hint and step. off.
by StealthyMuse June 20, 2009
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Tweetership

A word used to describe the followers you have on Twitter. As opposed to a readership, you have your tweetership.
You've got a massive tweetership following you..!

If only I had such a vast tweetership, people would make my tweets far more viral.
by Highonsnow March 10, 2011
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Tweeker Vision

When a person walks around staring at the ground as if they are searching for something, instead of looking at what's in front of them.
That guy must be spun, look at him he has got tweeker vision in a bad way, I wonder if he even dropped something.
by zeus daddy September 9, 2014
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Tweeker

Someone that does a lot of meth.
Hey queen la Pipa, pass the pipe ya tweeker.
by anonymous July 29, 2018
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