tweedledump

The distinctive sound of waste excretion originating from a tribe of giant pear-like beings. Phrases such as, "God I love downloading" are quite frequent in tweedledumping grounds. Tweedledumps are normally very painful to the fat waste of flesh and commonly go by the name Ben Holder or Mikael Lucas.

Ben Holder likes to pretend that Mikael Lucas is the last Tweedledumper, the excitement causes arousal and soon the two are joined in the bliss of a thousand tweedledumps.

See Also: Ben Holder is a fat fuck, Ben Holder is an inbred loser, Ben Holder is going to lose his fat fucking limbs to diabetes and blame it on genetics and not his fatass diet, fat.

by GW June 10, 2004

Tweeber

A hiar located on your gooch.

OH! I just plucked a tweeber.

by T-Fizz June 26, 2006

tweedle

A blunt that is made out of marijuana, bleach, cat fur, butter and is rolled up in comic book paper.

Hey dude lets go smoke a tweedle

by Mr Wigger October 30, 2010

tweegle twiggle

the love that is beyond explaining so deep that it is beyond just love. so pationate you want to explode!

"i am so in tweegle twiggle with erik sandal that i want to scream!"

by teonna August 16, 2008

tweetless

Refraining from tweeting. Finding that you have nothing to tweet or write. Drawing a blank when contemplating your Twitter page. Also used when one is stunned or surprised by something viewed on Twitter.

I'm tweetless after hearing that Aston Kutcher has stopped evangelizing Twitter.

With nothing to do but describe my latest latte buying excursion I suddenly found myself tweetless.

That boring Oprah was mercifully tweetless today.

by seacrest11 May 28, 2009

Teeble Pong!!!

A waded piece of paper with Teeble Pong!!! written on it. Used for the game called Teeble Pong!!! In the game you throw the teeble pong!!! at someone while yelling, "TEEBLE PONG!!!". They then have to pick it up and read it. The game goes on like this untill everyone is hit, then the last person hit has to throw it at the teacher and yell Teeble Pong!!!.

Invented by: Thomas Sos, Kelly Medlock, Ethan McGuire, and Lewis Ferly

"Teeble Pong!!!"

*picks up and reads*

*throws at teacher* "Teeble Pong!!!"

by Ahååååå!!! Teeble Pong!!! February 14, 2012

tweedle twat

An affectionate name for your girlfriend.

Hi, I'd like you to meet my tweedle twat.

by Zach982179384 December 19, 2007