whale watching

The urban sport of searching for whale tails (thongs that have peeked out above the waistband of a woman's skirt or pants.

"Let's head down to Post Office Square for some whale watching"

by Mr. Rich July 13, 2006

Chav Watching

To fully understand chav watching you have to know what a chav is, when you do you may understand the facination many people have in these strange creatures.

To be a Chav is to be one of the most base forms of mamalian life on this planet thus chav watching is akin to observing a single celled organism in a petree dish.

Chav watching envolves going to a McDonalds, sporting goods shop or for the more fool-hardy chav spotter a council estate and observing these strange devolved heaps of puss going about thier day to day lives (if you could call their existance a life).

A word of warning if chav watching on a council estate and you spot a group of 8 or more chavs you will be lucky to leave with all 4 limbs.

Guy No.1: What you up to tonight?
Guy No 2: I'm going Chav watching
Guy No 1: Holy shit dude are you going with an armed escort?
Guy No 1: No
Guy No 2: Are you at least taking a small amount of naplam with you?
Guy no 1: No
Guy No 2: Rather you than me!

by monkey hangers mate March 11, 2009

feds watching

A term coined by rappers, meaning that the federal authorities are watching their actions, purchases, etc. Typically those whoa are being watched by the feds are making a lot of cash doing illegal activites.

"Ay man can you hook a brotha up with a car?"
"Nah bro, the feds watching"

by scarfacemontana July 21, 2014

are you still watching

Something Netflix nibba will say while you bang someone's daughter.

Netflix : Are you still watching ?

Someone's daugther : HELL YEAH! AW AW

Netflix : Understandable. Have a great day.

by xFBIagent69x July 2, 2020

Watching football movies

When you and your significant other are watching football movies that you don't care about. So instead you spend the enitre time making out. Then their parents walk in.

What are you doing tonight?
Watching football movies with my girlfriend

by Philly Billy Milly December 13, 2010

Twancing

Dancing like a twat for amusement of oneself.

Did you see that guy twancing, he looked like a wanker

by Twancing fool June 10, 2011

Revenge Watching

When two individuals, or in some cases a group, agree to watch a show together and then one person decides to binge watch or watch ahead without the other parties consent. This leads to massive amounts of distrust where the party that was wronged will watch ahead with no remorse for leaving the other behind, often times detailing spoilers purely out of spite.

"You remember how Steph and I were going to watch Season 7 together?"
"Yeah of course, you two have been talking about wanting to catch up to the rest of us for a while."
"Exactly, well apparently it's my fault she fell asleep during episode 6 and I kept watching. So while I knocked out errands this past Saturday she must have been Revenge Watching the rest of the season because she is done and keeps telling me spoilers and sending me texts about who died!"

by Mr. Bingbong October 10, 2017