Canadian Coffee Table

When entering her from behind, resting your Ice Cold Molson Canadian on her back.

Durwin invented the Canadian Coffee Table when his beer was too cold to hold onto as he banged away.

by big creek January 28, 2012

The reason these tables are numbered

There's a good one, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet

Guy: Dayumm, Panic! At the Disco has the longest song titles, I mean, "There's a Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered, but Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet"? That doesn't even have anything to do with the song, it's so st-

Girl: Don't you dare say the word "stupid" in reference to Brendon Urie. EVER.

Guy: But what IS the reason these tables are numbered?

Girl: Honey, you just haven't thought of it yet.

by P!ATD<3 August 7, 2010

Table Scout

Someone who breaks into your house eats all your foood and falls asleep on the table

"When I came home from vacation I was surprised to find a table scout"

by tablescoutboy January 13, 2009

fruity table jump scare

when you are at the fruity table and someone is close to ratting themselves out, causing a jump scare for the other members

r slice almost put his elbows on the fruity table. what a fruity table jump scare!

by batergacken April 4, 2021

Riflemans Sleeping Tablet

The act of frenzied masturbation in an attempt to tire yourself out and get some sleep - used by Rifleman....

I could NOT get to sleep last night so I took a Riflemans Sleeping Tablet and nodded off right away - it was wank durch

by Rifleman59 May 4, 2010

Tabletop

To push someone over backwards across a crouching accomplice.
Can be combined with the Five Second Rule. You have 5 seconds to commence beating the shit out of the person who pushed you (NOT the crouching person.)

Andrew tabletopped me and I kicked his ass.

by JoeBob1234654 March 27, 2007

Picnic Table Shirt

A Picnic Table Shirt are shirts worn by guys at many bars & clubs around the world. The reason they are called Picnic Table Shirts is because they look very similar to how a picnic table cloth looks. Anything Plaid or Flannel qualifies as a picnic table shirt. They come in short sleeve and long sleeve button downs. Try to avoid this awful current trend.

These Guys often wear very tight skinny jeans that are tighter then anything your girlfriend would wear.

When at a club or bar hanging out with friends you will notice a group of guys wearing the same kind of shirts similar to the kind of shirts you would see on a picnic table cloth.

One of your friends will go is that Paul Bunyan? Your next friend will go I don't think they are lumberjacks. Then you'll reply that they are wearing a picnic table shirt.

by Ryder65 December 16, 2011