football turrets

The yelling of random profanity while commenting on a football game. Commonly used when one's favorite team messes up a simple play.

Adella: What the fuck? How did that son of a bitch catch the damn ball?
Trevor: Sounds like someone has football turrets.

by Tvland3458 April 3, 2016

texting turrets

the inability of a person to censor their text messages after a few glasses of wine. This condition leads to texting the president of the PTA/preacher/grandmother things like "that coke whore ass-pounder" or " crazy motherfucker is trying to see my beaver" and "pussy-ass-dildo-sucker". Generally occurs with the suburban cougar crowd. A person with texting turrets also provides great submissions for TFLN

Cougar 1 "last night i suffered a baaad case of texting turrets"
Cougar 2 "WTF?"
Cougar 1 " i sent a text to our waiter asking him to throw his hotdog down my hallway"
Cougar 2 "OMG - did he?"

by thepoopadoop October 13, 2010

turrent

A larger structure serving the same purpose as a turret, compared to the stand-alone gun, turret.

Commonly used outside the US where proper English DOES exist. It should be added to an English dictionary, if it has not been already. Turret is instead used as being part of a tower or building.

It might also relate to a more automatic and continuously firing weapon.

Regardless of the differences, it is sometimes used interchangeably with turret and found in both forms in video games.

The missile turrent was a base defence while the naval boats had turrets as their means of combat.

by The Anonymous Input April 13, 2009

turrents

Pertaining to the Half-Life modification: Natural-Selection. Turrents are structures that rely on a Turrent Factory (TF) that shoot aliens. See also: turrent whore, turrent farm.

We NEED more TURRENTS COMMANDO!

by Flayra November 24, 2003

Turrent

Turrents are not a misspelling of the word turret. They have real-world implications too, so Turrets for life. -Robigan

Turrent is better than turrets!

by Robigan1 May 15, 2020

turret

An insult word created by a girl named Danielle one day in 8th grade while learning about the real word turret in school (which is a cylinder shaped window which usually protrudes from the side of houses built from the Victorian Era)and she just thought it would sound good as an insult so she told all her friends and changed the definition. It has no particular meaning, just to call people when thay act idiotic or retarded.

"Kelly, YOU TURRET!! Why are you plucking your eyebrows with the back of a CD?!?"

by Dan da WOman August 21, 2003

turretts

occasionally defended castle high points on a lady

"yeah she's dead nice and everything"

"good turretts ?"

by dereeko October 20, 2003