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Quirky Turkey

A Quirky Turkey is one who is prone to do things that are thought of as "unusual." The Quirky Turkey believes that behaving in this manner is actually way more awesome than behaving normally.
Jane let out a huge fart in the middle of class. "That was me!" She shouted proudly. Next to her, Johnny rolled his eyes and said, "That Jane sure is a Quirky Turkey!"
by cryss21 May 25, 2011
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Turkey Trapped

When you attempt to turkey slap a girl, and your scrotum gets caught on a bobby pin in her hair causing a painful pinching sensation on the scrotum.
I was mucking around with my girlfriend last night and i got turkey trapped!
by Bond-Duck September 22, 2010
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turkey fart

Usually after a big turkey meal; aka Thanksgiving, it's the rotten stench created in your rectum and peaked with its pressure release. These special farts are well defined with a pungent turkeyish shit smell.
Man, that dinner was awesome, but grandma is killing me with her turkey farts...
by Logan Cyrus December 21, 2008
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trina turk

Trina Turk/ Trina Turkin'
a dance of penitence, expressing remorse, regret, ruefulness, contriteness, and disappointment.

antonym: satisfaction
you drop your friend's expensive bong attachment,

you must now trina turk: a brief dance incorporating finger snapping and Farnesworth Bentley-esque foot work.
by natpoonan October 6, 2009
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turkey drop

This happens when a dating couple try the long-distance relationship thing when they go off to university or college in September. Typically, when Thanksgiving rolls around and everyone goes home for the holiday, someone gets dumped. Hence the turkey drop.
I hope Bob and I make it past the turkey drop.
by JK October 3, 2004
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Turkey Shot

To inhale a roach while finishing off a joint. Often causes uncontrollable laughter among your friends.
Dude, Mark don't hit that thing so hard...oh, I told you...you turkey shot it. Dumb ass.
by Hiwatt25 December 10, 2007
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Turkanaut

One who rides a Turkish rocket.
"Fucking Ahmet was the best thing I'd ever done! I put that I was a Turkanaut on my resume and got hired the very next day!"
by Hals01 March 2, 2010
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