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AMBER TURD

An abuser, who plays the victim, she cries wolf, I'd say tears but she 'ain't' got none. She ruined her GORGEOUS ex-husbands life with FALSE accusations. Amber turd is also known for taking a shot in her spouses bed, then blaming a small dog. She has no consequences for her actions.....but KARMA will get her.
Don't leave an Amber Turd in the toilet...flush it!
by JusticeforJohnnyDepp May 14, 2022
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Amber Turd

A long lost prophecy transcribed in a hematite stone. The Amber Turd prophecy was found in 2022 in the state of Virginia, where it tells a tale of a mythical being coming from the Amber Turd named Bono. The Amber Turd was thought to have come from King Herr Brolof and once graced with the all mighty biddy, it became Bono. Once known as the biggest brown to ever be known to mankind, the Amber Turd has long been a rumored myth prior to the Depp trial. Since the trial making the myth of the Amber Turd known to the world as a fact the Amber Turd has been eclipsed by a Colorado native known as Randall Marsh who has the record for the biggest poo to ever exist in one sitting, previously held by Amber Heard.
Bono is so talented, I bet his mother is proud of her little Amber Turd.
by Randy McMarsh June 1, 2022
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turdboi420

Turdboi420 is a cool kid
turd boi has lots subscriber
no jack
turd boi has 1,000,000,000 subs
he is bigger than pewpie
he got jacksucksatgeography's play button even tho he is better than him
"turdboi420 is my favorite youtuber!" said kai
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by pee poo pee May 6, 2020
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turd in your pocket

Part of a sarcastic retort to someone who speaks in the plural form, when it's been commonly understood that they really mean it to be you.
Alice: Joe, how about we go fix the siding on the house?

Joe: What do you mean "we?" Do you have a turd in your pocket?
by ferrettt February 3, 2012
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turdboner

1. Joke about poop
2. Turd protruding because of intense need to defecate.
3. Gay guys erection.
4. Strait guys erection for anal sex.
5. Gay guy.
6. Long, hard, floating poop that doesn't flush down.
7. Large, oddly shaped black mans erection.
1. "No more telling turdboners at school Johnny"
2. Knock, knock, knock..."Hurry up in there, I got a turdboner skidmarkin' my undies!"
3. "When Serge bent over, Leroy got a turdboner"
4. "C'mon honey, it's been forever since last time...I'll take it easy...just the tip I promise...I've got a total turdboner tonight"
5. "Look at that turdboner in the pink skinny jeans"
6. "It took three flushes to get that turdboner down, and look at the marks it left in the toilet bowl!"
7. "OMG Tyrone's unit is so big, brown and bent, it looks like a turdboner"
by Jerexy Huxrich August 4, 2012
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Turd Wrench

hey steve i just clogged the toilet with a massive shit. go get me the turd wrench
by shazam8992 June 10, 2009
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Favorite Turd

Someone you wouldn't tell a lie to, no matter how far-fetched the story may be.
Jason: I hooked up with Miss Kramer, our old teacher from sixth grade!

Barry: No fucking way dude! You gotta be shittin me.

Jason: I wouldn't shit you brah. You're my favorite turd.
by matterri September 22, 2016
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