by The Poop Expert February 20, 2011
Get the turdmug. usually a large blob or log of fecal matter shot and expelled from an anus in a most satisfying manner. A collection of these masses dropped in a fine deuce like manner will cause whats known as "breaking water". This is where the amount of turd is so great it stacks in a shape that breaks the precipice of toilet water level.
by skankinmat May 7, 2007
Get the turdmug. 1. The act of being or acting like a turd
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
2. The act of wasting your life away by doin nothing & always complaining about everything.
Synonyms: loafing, slacking
John liked Turding around so much in life he never got stuff done and was basically a waste of oxygen all his life.
by VIGOROUS JONESY August 1, 2011
Get the TURDINGmug. The act of clogging a traffic lane because of texting or thinking the left lane is the free lane not a passing lane
by Govna Tuey December 7, 2019
Get the Turdingmug. Turd is an acronym for Toyota Urban Racing Development. Toyota was all set to stamp TURD on the side of their trucks in an attempt to make trucks more appealing to city dwellers, hence urban and racing being part of the logo. Just prior to shipping the trucks to the US Toyota learned what turd ment in english, so now their trucks are stamped TRD. Urban has been left out.
by froolap April 16, 2010
Get the turdmug. “Trump Unacceptance & Resistance Disorder”
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
A pattern of pathologically dissociative & psychotic behavior, first observed Nov. 8, 2016, & increasing in severity with time.
Sufferers of TURD often exhibit pronounced cognitive dissonance, sudden bouts of rage, rioting, & uncontrollable crying.
Condition is characterized by a persistent unwillingness to accept that Donald Trump is going to Make America Great Again & is the new President. For many, this was a shocking & unexpected outcome; their preferred news sources having failed to inform them that the alternative candidate was a criminal parasite.
Research is ongoing, but TURD appears to correlate closely with some of the following factors:
* Member of the Democratic Party
* Identifying as a Feminist (Hating/blaming men in general)
* Currently enrolled at a university/college, pursuing/obtaining a Liberal Arts degree
* Living in a metro area
* Massive student debt
* Spotty/non-existent work history
*Living on gov't cheese on BS disability scams
*driving a Toyota Prius, & subsequently usually “camped out” in the left lane on an interstate/highway
*Religious devotion to smoking pot
*Supposedly standing for “free speech”, until one disagrees with them/has a differing viewpoint
*Attend endless “protests” that usually translate into the fact that they are mad that something didn’t go their way
*General hatred of organized religion, except when it comes to the possibility of offending Muslims
On Inauguration Day 2017, the fragile & hypocritical Libtarded Snowflakes suffering from "TURD” had a colossal & historic meltdown when watching President Trump become America's 45th. President. Most comical & amusing, yet at the same time sad.
by SwimSomewhereElse January 21, 2017
Get the TURDmug. You know what a turd is: a piece of shit.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
All good poofters and dykes know how to have fun with turds: they just fist their buddies and pull turds right out of the poop chute. But there are other ways to have fun with turds. Here's how to make turd puppets of your least favorite characters.
Tie a pretty red ribbon around one end of a turd. Presto! You have a Blood!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
Tie a pretty blue ribbon around one end of a turd and you have a Crip!
Put a big dab of grease on one end of a turd and you have a Pachuco!
Put a clump of yellow thread on one end of a turd and you have Hillary Clinton!
Stick a cell phone on one side of a turd and a Starbucks cup on the other side. Stick it in the driver's seat of a minivan or an SUV and you have a soccer mom!
Stick a handful of credit cards into a turd and plop it in the driver's seat of any car with an automatic transmission. You have a Yuppie!
Stick a woodent mallet into a turd and plop it on a walnut desk. You have an activist liberal judge! Odor in the court, the judge is eating beans.
Isn't this fun? Practice at home and you can have fun with turds too!
by Delicious Tuna Wanda October 30, 2007
Get the turdmug.