it stands for "talking to myself" , when that person you're talking to on-line doesn't talk, so you say ttms, so that they realise they've ditched you.
by vixvent December 12, 2010
Get the ttms mug.TTMG is text acronym for "Talk To Me Goose". A Top Gun movie quote where the pilot, Maverick, asks his Radar Intercept Officer (RIO), Goose, to," Talk To Me Goose", which is a request for information. The TTMG acronym is useful anytime you want some fucker to give you information you currently do not posess.
A guy's wife comes home with the BMW all fucked up. He tells the bitch to "TTMG". The bitch should at this point explain how the BMW became all fucked up.
A guy texts his buddy "TTMG". The guy's buddy should then text back where the fuck he his and why is bitch ass wife kept him from being where his buddies wanted him to be.
You can TTMG a subordinate at work if the dumbshit ain't where the fucker should be or if the monkey isn't where he should be at the right time.
TTMG is great to dump on any asshole who should be feeling guilty. If you catch your brother in law fucking a hairy beast tranny, text the mother fucker TTMG in the morning.
A guy texts his buddy "TTMG". The guy's buddy should then text back where the fuck he his and why is bitch ass wife kept him from being where his buddies wanted him to be.
You can TTMG a subordinate at work if the dumbshit ain't where the fucker should be or if the monkey isn't where he should be at the right time.
TTMG is great to dump on any asshole who should be feeling guilty. If you catch your brother in law fucking a hairy beast tranny, text the mother fucker TTMG in the morning.
by xaguy November 5, 2011
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Appearing most often on Twitter and Tumblr, an acronym primarily for
"Things That Made Me Laugh Today", typically to preface a daily life anecdote,
but also "Things That Made Me Look Twice", seen attached to pensive thoughts or communicate something startling has occurred.
"Things That Made Me Laugh Today", typically to preface a daily life anecdote,
but also "Things That Made Me Look Twice", seen attached to pensive thoughts or communicate something startling has occurred.
TTMMLT Cat totally sneezed and stuck his tongue out and it stayed there! Belp town.
Should people really be sharing photographs of dead children after terror attacks, it feels off. #TTMMLT
TTMMLT I swear I saw a squirrel carrying a nut but it was a giant f*ing rat with a bird's head omfg
Should people really be sharing photographs of dead children after terror attacks, it feels off. #TTMMLT
TTMMLT I swear I saw a squirrel carrying a nut but it was a giant f*ing rat with a bird's head omfg
by infobotix March 24, 2017
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