Trumpery

worthless nonsense, the twaddle and claptrap Donald J. Trump spouts: Trumps facility with fallacy and his pain-free fibbery aren’t sympto­matic of a liar but of a madman.

Columnist Dana Milbank clearly outlines what makes "trumpery" in a May 29, 2018 Washington Post editorial.

by streetlightserenader August 22, 2018

Problem Trumper

When you tell them about a problem of yours, this person makes no effort to comfort you but counters with how a problem of theirs is more severe

Guy 1: Man, my guinea pig died last night.
Guy 2: Dude, that's nothing. My dog died relatively recently too, how shit do you think that feels?
Guy 1: Man, you're such a problem trumper. And something of a prick really

by Blargle Margle October 25, 2011

Trumperature

The degree of stupidity in an area.

The Trumperature at Trump rallies is off the charts!

by Omega_the_One May 16, 2016

Trumpletons

A portmanteau of "Trump" and "Simpletons." Delineates the poorly-educated multitudes who gravitate, inexorably, to the banner of Donald Trump's 2016 presidential campaign. Trumpletons not only tolerate their demagogue's blatant disregard of truth & factual evidence, and his dearth of basic human decency - they also cite these traits as the most admirable qualities about Trump and his candidacy. Accordingly, Trumpletons take orgasmic delight in repeating and re-tweeting (or, in the case of these Orwellian sheep, "re-bleating") the myriad fictions and falsehoods Donald Trump disseminates on a daily basis.

**Additionally, what makes "Trumpletons" such a befitting sobriquet is the fact a "Trumpleton" also refers to "air or gas escaping from a male member's urethra." Given how full of proverbial "hot air" Donald Trump is, how much of it he spews forth, and his knack for alluding to his manhood...people who espouse Trump's ideology are, in a sense, huffing an abundance of penile flatulence.**

"Donald Trump could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and he wouldn't lose any votes amongst his loyal Trumpletons."

"The more false or offensive Donald Trump's rhetoric gets, the more his flock of Trumpletons stands by his every word."

"When Donald Trump warned "there might be riots" if he's denied the GOP nomination, the RNC began fearing that legions of Trumpletons will take this as a literal call to arms.

"Trumpletons across America have angrily petitioned for firearms to be allowed at the Republican National Convention in Cleveland."

by grammatticalerror June 30, 2016

Bumple Trumples

Used in place of explicative words instead of words like "fuck" or "shit".

Man: "Awww Bumple Trumples! I cut my mouth on a potato chip again!"

Woman: "Fat ass."

by BootyMaster June 12, 2009

Trumperneck

Verb. Compulsive malady. To become physically unable to look away from the impending trainwreck that is one U.S. Presidential nominee's flailing campaign. Those who are afflicted by Trumpernecking often find themselves watching videos, reading articles, and in extreme cases, watching cable news, to learn of outrageous acts committed by Donald J. Trump, in the hopes of soothing their inevitable nervous anxiety in the days leading up to the election.

While Trumpernecking this morning, I discovered Donald's latest Tweetstorm and I thought, man, this guy should definitely NOT have the nuclear codes.\
4 out 5 #NastyWomen prefer Trumpernecking to Twerking.

by NastyWomyn October 24, 2016

Trumpertantrum

When one is losing during an election and throws an all out social media tempertantrum to try to get his or her way.

I was running for Senior Class President and when I saw the count, I threw an all out trumpertantrum.

by Jb4909 November 4, 2020