Trombone jokes

A trombone joke is a joke that often involves the numbers 69 and 420. They usually include the majority of dead 2012 memes, and referring to someone's joke as a trombone joke is usually an insult. Of course, some people find this humor hilarious and will take it as a compliment.

Cashier: That will cost you four dollars and twenty cents
Customer: Blaze it
Cashier: Sir, we don't allow trombone jokes in our store. That is a violation of our rules.

by Sockth January 25, 2019

trombone shortie

An instance in which flatulence occurs during the performance of rim job on a person of minute stature, resulting in a Dizzy Gillespie-like puffing of the (facial) cheeks.

I've heard that particular midget prostitute has been responsible for more than one trombone shortie.

by Lucius Confucius October 27, 2011

Trombone Pussy

When the labia is so stretchy, you can literally pull it out like a trombone slide.

Loren: dude how was Stella last night
Me: meh. She had that trombone pussy, so it was pretty loose down there

by dankest of teh dank February 2, 2015

Trombone Spunk Bubbler

When fisting and eating out a girl and she queefs on you causing the cum in her vigana to bubble and create sounds.

Lastnight when we're were getting down and dirty she hit me with a trombone spunk bubbler.

by Keekee'ta'sheekee May 10, 2018

Trombone player

They are typically like all low wind player gooffy in a fun way and are the smartest in the band.
They also make the best Drum Majors. They also pull all of the color gaurd. cause they hot

Wow that Trombone player is so cool
I know

by Trombone gang December 22, 2022

Trombone player

Person who plays trombone. The not geek to geek trombone player ratio is 1:6. Geeky trombone players tend to have voices that sound like lawn mowers and tend to think they are the best player in the section. They tend to splat (play so loud it sounds like crap).

Chris used to be a baritone player but he switched instruments but now he's a trombone player

by Skanomatopoia June 9, 2005

Trombone Player

Arguably the second worst type of member in a concert band (second only to the drummer). Trombone players generally lack not only in timing, but are also extremely inept at pitching notes.

1)How do you get a trombone player to take a solo?
Who cares?

2)That trombone player is beautiful Royden as bad a the drummer.

by Chrystoph June 17, 2007