tink

a human like creature of the night which was created by a crazed pirate. a tink randomly appears and creates mischief and chaos. it is a rare creature to see but when spotted it is alway corrupting women and turning them into tinkoholics (addicted to tink) and placing dirty ideas and fantasys into their minds. also the best at destroying motor vehicles and virginities. to survive the TINK feeds on alcohol, marijuana and the feeling of sexual pleasure. a tink can be tracked be the trail of destruction it leaves. it is also blamed when a person needs to get out of trouble.

look at this mess tink must have been here

it wasn't me tink did it

by mk150907 December 29, 2010

thinkacane

Like a brainstorm, only better, because it is a hurricane of very focused ideas

Our volume is down. We're going to have to have a Thinkacane in order to figure out how we're going to generate productivity in place of the standard we earn on tonnage.

by Area Man May 25, 2007

thinking in loud

A polite way to tell someone who thinks out loud either too much or too loudly to shut the fuck up.

<Person 1>: I wonder if I should eat food today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me something?
<Person 1>: No. Just thinking out loud.
<Person 2>: ......
<Person 1>: What should I wear today?
<Person 2>: Are you asking me?
<Person 1>: No I am just talking to myself.
<Person 2>: Well do you mind thinking in loud because you're bothering me.

by Ben Chott November 14, 2011

I think it’s really cool

That you’re twenty five

I think it’s really cool, that you’re twenty five, You drink, do drugs,smoke cigerattes, your old enough to drive

by KDC0723 August 21, 2023

thinking too much

a facebook page where people who think too much can gather and feel normal and not feel like the overly analytical person that's unable to socialize properly. silly/quirky/insightful/downright stupid status updates from the moderator (beleived to be a man by the name of kevin vestal) make this one of the best non official pages on facebook. periodic status updates are sure to make you either smile, think, or just shit your pants

I found a good site that accomodates my thinking too much: facebook.com/thinkingtoomuch

by sacred florence December 6, 2010

Tinka

Tinka is one beautifull girl who loves mushrooms and animals.

You loves animals. You are Tinka.

by 5382 April 26, 2021

WISHFUL THINKER

A wishful thinker is one who naively believes, what he/she wants an outcome to be, rather than dealing with the alternate reality of what the outcome probably in reality will be. Wishful thinkers are very sweet, but get into trouble with this way of assessing situations. Often very unrealistic, in a silly way. Pollyanna, optimistic. What they want to be true blinds them to reality.

I am sure the police will just give me a warning for my out of date inspection sticker.

I did not read any of the material for the test, and did not prepare at all, but I am sure I will get a good grade.

He is a wishful thinker.

by lastword2 April 14, 2008