tread marks

Not wiping you bum enough after a poop, and some poo residue is left on your tighty whities...thereby looking like a treadmark.

I didnt wipe hard enough, theres poo on my underwear, and now i have tread marks

by Samuek August 18, 2008

treadmeal

When fat people walk on a treadmill while eating a meal, usually junk food.

Girl, I had the best treadmeal this morning. I ate a muffin, a Snickers bar and ice cream and I burned like 20 calories!

by sjsharks91 May 5, 2009

terd bag

some poor jobless fuckbag, terd burgler, crapbag always mooching a cig, or a beer.equivalent to an actual potato sack filled to the rim with donkey shit.

Great, here comes that terd bag john lookin for another handout.

by dartlefart May 5, 2006

terd herder

A person employeed as a plumber.

We called a terd herder to fix our shitter.

by Joemamma2 July 19, 2006

Terdsnergler

One who complains about minuscule things that really mean nothing but then threaten to kill themselves and everyone around them.

Megan: Wha de feck, My mom wants me to water the flowers. She doesn't care about me at ALL. I freaking hate my mom! I WANT TO DIE!

Aaron: Stop complaining you Terdsnergler.

by SergeantCoodles February 5, 2008

TreadFucked

When you go to the gym to run on the treadmill and every single one is taken.

person 1: "UGHH there are no treadmills left."
person 2: "HAHA. you just got TREADfucked."

by ArielElaineB January 20, 2009

Treadmilling

The feeling you have in the morning after a night of intense alcohol consumption, while you are trying to walk somewhere. You feel as if you are walking on a treadmill without any thought-process at all, and stopping requires a lot of effort.

Jared: "Brandon, are we treadmilling again!?"
Brandon: "Oh I just noticed, you're right."
Jared: "Hopefully we recover before we get to the bakery so we can stop for a feed".

by Dbjawz June 22, 2012