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soapy tenner

Far from being the work of any one individual, the phrase Soapy Tenner has existed since the agricultural revolution, when Jethrow Tull - fresh from inventing either the seed drill or the spinning jenny - staggered into a local house of ill repute, and demanded a 'soapy titwank' to wash the filth that clung to his nether regions.

The quick witted whore replied that she'd want a 'soapy tenner' before she let him ream her jubblies with his filthy love-wand, and Tull agreed.

after shooting a sticky load into her hair, he proceeded to knee her in the crotch and run off without paying. The phrase 'Soapy Tenner' came to mean a tenner you're never likely to see.
I bet you a soapy tenner Jethrow Tull didn't invent the spinning jenny, fool.
by Leonard Hatred December 14, 2008
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Tenner

He's very sweet he is one in a million type of guys he will show you where you are wrong when you get too caught up in your own head.he will keep you humble just the best kind of guys you can meet . he will always get your messages when you not feeling yourself and spend some time helping you.
Tenner is always there for me when I need him.
by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd November 15, 2019
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Tronner

Tronner - A person (could be a cyborg) who grew up during the arcade game revolution from the late 70's till present and was a standard fixture at the local arcade hangout. Usually wears a shirt with some well known game logo on it, such as Tron (Tronner), Packman Dot eater, Tempest Spinner or Spin Master and so on and so forth!

Usually has joint problems from so much finger movement (makes a better lover though {again fast finger movement}.
A Fellow tells his girl; See that burn-out, look at his fingers, I bet he was a Tronner with a really high score. Girl thinks; I bet he could use thoses fingers for other things too!
by Old Tron January 14, 2010
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twenner

A twenty pound note similar to 'fiver' or 'tenner'.
person 1: How much is it?
person 2: it a twenner
person 1: I've only got a fiver and a tenner
by AnonymousFun August 13, 2018
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Tenner

When you’re with the boys and you guys remember a throw back moment that was from a while ago but it had to have been a good time
Y’all remember when we Jake threw that banger
“Yoo I tenner it”
by Roberto tha stik June 4, 2019
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tenner

A girl who's a 10, but dates guys who are a 6 or under.
"Did you see Ashley is dating Nigel?"

"She's an absolute tenner! I mean, she's head cheerleader, and he's captain of the chess club!
by cardsondeck March 13, 2015
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trender

A person who copies or talks about popular trends that are happening online or at school
My friend started taking selfies, so I call him a trender.
by ThaTMagic March 3, 2015
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