trauma fishing

A seductive, clever way to get into bed with a lady. Fishing for deep-rooted trauma from a women's past to unveil her daddy issues and eventually get them into bed with you

Guy 1: Hey dude! How was last night?
Guy 2: Oh bro so lit! I was trauma fishing this girl and ended up going home with her. Life is good.

by fbgmsqd August 26, 2021

Trauma-vomit

The act of sharing trauma with a person with whom it is inappropriate to do so or with an uninterested individual.

I didn’t mean to trauma-vomit on him for our 2nd date but I totally did.

Every time I visit my mom she trauma-vomits all over me.

by ZDC2 February 13, 2022

Trauma Queen

A female EMT or Paramedic (no they are not the same). Usually arrives at the scene of a car crash caused by a drunk idiot.other dumbass. Appears out of a large truck with flashing lights and woo-woo sounds. Generally saves lives in Trauma situations where people were too stupid not to get hurt.

I thought it would be a good idea to see if my gun was loaded by shooting at my brother. Then I had to call the amb-ooooo-lance people and one was a girl...ahem, a trauma queen

by Noname emt July 1, 2011

trauma core

dumb

weird person: i like trauma core.
normal person: dumb

by deez nuts smell like salamiii August 31, 2021

trauma bomb

1) The deluge of patients that flood the emergency room after a natural disaster, terrorist attack or a mass shooting.

2) The aftermath of a mass casualty event.
mass casualty event, trauma, natural disaster, mass shooting, terrorist attack, war, wounded, injured, injuries, casualty, death, ICU, emergency, ER, patient, sick

I worked a double shift yesterday because we had a trauma bomb. A passenger bus was hit by a cement truck on the highway.

by joecoolthefool November 1, 2016

trauma momma

A mother or motherly woman who looks after a young person after they have experienced a traumatic physical or emotional event. trauma hug, hurt hug, trauma, hurt, mom, momma, mother, caregiver, child, young person, teenager, drama

Your mom is a great trauma momma, after I scraped my knee, she bandaged it and gave me hot cocoa.

by joecoolthefool May 27, 2016

trauma hound

One who looks or seeks out trauma situations ie CSI'S, bomb squads etc

Friend: did you hear that dan got into a knife fight with a couple gang members
Me: yeah he's most definitely a trauma hound

by Zer0 January 17, 2017