the condition of being a huge hot mess; as when a girl or guy goes out to the bar after drinking four loko and jagermeister and then proceeds to run into an ex. The subject ensues into a stumbling, crying rage, tottering on stillettos and possibly falling down the stairs.
Wow, betch you were a tranny trainwreck last night after you saw Matt. THe bouncers literally threw you into the curb.
by trannytrainwreck January 12, 2011
a broken penis caused by interference with an object or excessive friction similar to railway cars that fold when they run into a car. a trainwreck can occur when a penis runs into a dry vagina or anus or foreign object inserted into either of the aformentioned orifices.
by dirtybeard August 25, 2009
A sexual position where a boy uses the girl's legs like a train track and pounds her in like a choo choo train. Think missionary but on steroids with leg burns.
That boy trainwrecked me hard last night. I might possibly have leg burns by the friction of his hairy legs.
by Jbird2020 January 25, 2021
A penis that breaks when it encounters testicles stuffed into an anus. See also saugutuck and trainwreck.
I met up with a trucker in a restroom but when I tried to push it in my dick accordianed in a saugutuck trainwreck.
by dirtybeard November 27, 2009
a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Marilyn Monroe
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018
Usually a attractive female named Mindy that spends the money she stole from her ex-husband on a dipshit dumpster fire boyfriend that has black rotted teeth, a 300 dollar truck, no goals in life other than to be piece of shit girlfriend leech. Suffers from the inability to make good decisions with her stolen money. Thinks putting teeth in said dipshit is a wise investment. Also see foolish or seriously what the fuck!
Have you seen Mindy she is a trainwreck ex-wife. Terrible with decisions . Enjoys feeding dumpster fires.
by Dipshit 468 February 11, 2022
a) A somewhat accurate, but misogynistic, description of Marilyn Monroe
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
b) an offensive term for a person who is neither mentally ill nor has a criminal record, but who has a habit of abusing their prescribed meds
c) an offensive term for a loose cannon, i.e a behaviorally unpredictable person
even professional social workers sometimes have difficulty differentiating between a pill-popping trainwreck definition b), a pill-popping trainwreck definition c), and an actor like Jack Nicholson portraying Randolph McMurphy in One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest
by Sexydimma February 03, 2021