anal tosh

A thick yellow discharge, released uncontrollably from the anus.Usually a result of sucking too much balls.

Zander sucked too many balls, now he'll be anal toshing all week.

by Moir May 19, 2006

The Daniel Tosh

to have sex with a person (typically a man), and you have a small penis

Bob: Do you know how to do the Daniel Tosh?

Jim: To have a terrible show on Comedy Central?

Bob: No, but that too. I was talking about having sex with a small penis.

Jim: Sorry. I have a penis the size of Greg Oden.

Bob: Me too!!

by superbadchicksgivingmemclovin June 28, 2010

Daniel tosh

When you record yourself licking someones ass after they have shit, leaving an "o" around the mouth.

That bitch wanted to be famous so I introduced her to Daniel Tosh!

by Usanthem May 27, 2015

Daniel Tosh

A person who is popular for the sole purpose of being a complete douche.

Why would anyone want to be his friend!? He's such a Daniel Tosh!

by 12-21 May 17, 2011

tosh-worthy

In reference to comedian Daniel Tosh's hit TV show "Tosh.0", when a friend posts a video of himself or another doing something funny enough to not only go viral, but to also be highlighted on the show.

You're friend Jim posts a video on Facebook of Mike trying to ski. Mike cannot ski. Hilarity ensues. This video is tosh-worthy.

by Mid Life Chrysler March 31, 2014

pish-tosh

A phrase commonly used to scoff at some one or something; disbelief; A condescending interjection.

Mel: We're going to the movies, do you want to come?
Bruce: Pish-tosh!

by Zach May 31, 2004

Tosh.0

The most spectacular show to watched when your blazed out of your mind!

lets get high then watch Tosh.0, then he'll actaully be funny

by btgm July 17, 2010