Toppen

Toppen is everyone except people named Jakob

Hey, Tobias is on Toppen and Jakob is not.

by Din mor er grim Jakob March 14, 2022

Toremori

The royal OTP of BGYO, BGYO's main vocalists, towemowi's happiness

My main BGYO ship is toremori

by OverlordAkira May 27, 2021

torpedo tits

A set of breasts that jut forward, in an inviting fashion, akin to the shape of a torpedo.

Wow, that girl has torpedo tits!

by Sean Brian Kirby June 3, 2003

Damn the Torpedoes

1. Phrase meaning to continue with the planned course of action despite known risks. Phrase quotes David Farragut, an officer in the Union navy in the Civil War. After receiving a warning about torpedoes (water mines) in the water ahead, he uttered the famous phrase.

2. Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' third release.

1. Friend:"Don't go there, she's a real black widow. She wussified her last boyfriend.
Reckless young man:"Damn the Torpedoes, I'd hit that."

by scobe May 18, 2007

Stay tore

"Stay tore" loosely translates to living by your own terms. Used in the FGC often by the legendary Street Fighter III: 3rd Strike commentator Dr. Sub-Zero.

Mike Ross: "Look man, you're blocking that attack all wrong and you keep getting blown up for it. You have to block high on the second hit."
Dr. Sub-Zero: "Really? No wonder! Stay tore."

by NewtypeDan June 20, 2012

zoe topper

Another term for an ‘AirPod’ often used in sentences in which ‘AirPod seems unfit.

“Have you seen zoe topper?”

“Oh the AirPod over there?”

by User3338 June 15, 2021

Topper

An annoying person who responds to hearing someone else’s experience or problem by immediately telling a similar story about themselves with a much more fantastic outcome. They've done everything you have, only more often... and better than you.

You: I got to meet Engelbert Humperdinck before the concert and I got his autograph.

Topper: Yeah, well my cousin knows his producer, and he got us front row tickets to the show and then we went backstage and met him! Then he invited us back to his hotel room and we partied with him all night.

You: Ow. I have a a dislocated knee.

Topper: Yeah, well last summer I broke my leg in four places and had to have titanium pins inserted. I also had to have surgery done on my knee to repair the torn ligaments. I was on crutches for almost two months... and I always set off the metal detectors at the airport!

by VCM1973 October 20, 2010