Banana Toes

The act of dipping your toes in truffle butter, and having your partner lick it off.

Joe loves banana toes!

by Turbo Drew November 10, 2016

finger toes

toes that are so long that they are like fingers and can be used to grab you

Careful! Watch out for his finger toes, they'll choke the life out of you.

by Patrick Jimenez November 18, 2005

Tapestryshopp'd

Originally an internet photo meme used in news/blog posts to debunk overly excited individuals claiming to have pictures of some typically unbelievable event. This term is used to mock the ubiquitous douchebag Adobe Photoshop "gurus" who seem to be present and readily comment on every internet website where comments have been enabled, and claim to have so many years of professional Photoshop experience that they can spot a fake with a mere glance. In other words, there must have been equally annoying douchebag tapestry experts back in the middle ages who walked around pointing out fakery due to their extensive tapestry making experience.

"Dude, check out this picture of a UFO I took last night in the field across the street from my house!"

"Man, STFU. That shit looks tapestryshopp'd."

by CurtisDK August 10, 2009

tomesterday

A person, place, or thing/event which occurs tomorrow, yesterday,and/or today.

Fred is going to fix the septic tank tomesterday.

by Bingo Hilltop October 15, 2016

Topeka Poor

Topeka Kansas it’s the butthole of the United States with the most broke ass people. Most can’t even afford a pot to piss in.

He’s not just poor he’s Topeka poor

by Quality Adjuster November 19, 2021

toes-out

to angle ones toes in the outwards direction, thus clenching the buttocks and preventing premature defecation

I was toes-out all the way home, nearly sh*t my pants

by size12 December 24, 2021

toessner

Someone with long toes. Like so long they could be fingers.

That kid Chris has some toessner’s

by notchristiantoessner December 27, 2022