tooth-twat

Someone who has incredibly bad teeth, for example, them being crooked or most of them missing.

Person: Hillbillies are such tooth-twats.

by Jerrika12 December 22, 2014

Tooth Dookie

When someone is so irritating that you want to punch them in the mouth to the effect that a tooth is knocked out, swallowed, processed, and expelled (along with the requisite pain that comes from passing a tooth).

I'm so angry at my boss, I want to smack him and make him do some tooth dookie.

by Taechin January 8, 2016

Tooth Helmet

Initially coined to describe an extremely strong artificial shell or crown created to protect and reinforce very weakened teeth. In 2021, the strength of this shell was estimated to be approximately 4 times stronger than natural teeth at TLC dentists in Richmond Australia by the proponent dentist Dr Eugene Lee.

The phrase was subsequently mistranslated in several Asian countries and is now used to describe an unintended unaesthetic bowl style haircut with two middle parts at the front.

That guy is so fit but meh Tooth Helmet.

by Lincoln Park February 15, 2022

tooth wigglin'

a raunchy make out session in which teeth may come loose and wiggle.

My oh my, he is so fine. We best be doin' some tooth wigglin' tonight.

So I heard Mary and Joe were tooth wigglin' at that party last night...

by woburn4eva August 28, 2010

Tooth Fairy

A Gay Dentist

"My tooth fairy drills too hard"

by John W Booth April 8, 2010

tooth-softening

adj. When you see something utterly disgusting that gives you the awful gross feeling that makes your teeth soft, that thing is tooth-softening.

Science teacher: "And just look at that wonderful rotting pig heart!"
Annie (to Sophie): "That's so gross..."
Sophie: "Not just gross. It's tooth-softening."

by FenwayFoulke May 3, 2007

tooth fairy

while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy

It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.

by jimmy martin December 9, 2003