tooping

To text someone while pooping

guy in stall 1: "hey man your awfully quiet over there"

guy in stall 2: "sorry bro, I was tooping my girlfriend"

by cowboys24fan November 5, 2010

Tooting

Slang for prostituting

I thought the girl at the bar liked me. Then I get her back and she was tooting

by [e-mail] May 15, 2015

tooling

The act of listening to the band Tool.

I was tooling on a Friday night.

by Toolfan April 11, 2008

Toning

Inter-Female Communication

by Dr. Know October 11, 2003

torning

tired morning

You've just woken up and your dad comes into your room. You're half asleep and he asks 'how are you this fine morning' and you answer with 'torning', repeatedly until you get the word 'tired' out.

by crazyinthemorningtorning October 10, 2010

Toobing

v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)

Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?

Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.

by bueygrande October 30, 2020

Toobing

Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.

Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.

by Docked in the Keys October 20, 2020