Twitter Tooter

A Twitter Tooter is someone who paints a glorious picture of themselves through fictitious Twitter postings for the benefit of impressing women or perspective employers who actually check others using the internet as a resource.

Oh No ... I just got a Twit from Jim claiming he spent the afternoon picking up dog droppings at the new ," Bark Park ".

What a , "Twitter Tooter ".

by Susabar July 23, 2009

two in the cooter one in the tooter

Another Way of Saying "Two In the Pink One In The Stink" or "Two in the Snapper One in the Crapper" etc.

i gave this bitch a two in the cooter one in the tooter

by Showa 96 the ham-eating crusader808 October 6, 2016

tooterals

The pronunciation error of tutorials from the softonic video, popularized by vargskelethor.

...as well as screenshots, and video tooterals!

by whenthathomebrewhits November 12, 2019

tuba tooter

The act of the offspring of a Vietnamese and an Arabic couple shitting in a tuba before a parade or sporting event.

We can't leave the game yet. We just gave the band a tuba tooter for the half time show.

by Giant $weaty $hlong September 19, 2010

Tooter Wrench

When a girls vagina is too lose. Take your right hand and insert your thumb into the asshole. Then torque it to the right to give a tighter sensation to the vagina. Always remember the golden rule, 'righty tighty, lefty loosy'.

Man Morgan's vagina was so loose I just had to give the the tooter wrench.

by Aujasc123 June 22, 2009

Tomer

The coolest and hottest kid you'll ever meet in your life...

Tomer, do me!!!!!

by jessica l. p. October 16, 2008

toofer

Short for "two four", slang for a 24 pack of beer.

Canadian in origin.

"How much beer are you going to buy?"
"A toofer."

by Kaethe Rutkowski July 23, 2005