1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
by Maltese October 17, 2006
Get the Toolmug. by formeldahyde August 8, 2009
Get the Toolmug. An egotistic, self obsorbed, individual that feeds off of his friend's misery to make himself feel better. Basically a douche bag. (June 10 2009) 2:11 am
by Metro Josh June 11, 2009
Get the Toolsmug. A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.
by The Ex :) March 23, 2010
Get the Toolmug. someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do.
in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
by hockey5 June 7, 2010
Get the Toolmug. someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.
by sham February 8, 2003
Get the toolmug. A person, most often male in nature, generally pleasing to the eyes, that constantly speaks of themselves, and how often they hit the gym, bang chicks, go to the tanning salon, and get drunk, while wearing too much product in their hair and/or medium sized chains around their necks. The worst tools will not have jobs, have lower than average intellect, and date girls stupid enough to pay for everything.
by TellEmLikeItIs April 30, 2010
Get the Toolmug.