1) Somebody who is inept, stupid, or useless (adj.)
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
2) The greatest band on earth; composed of Maynard James Keenan, Adam Jones, Justin Chancellor, and Danny Carey. They were formed in Los Angeles in 1990.
1. Person One: Some guy put something funny in my drink, and when I woke up this morning, my anus was all bloody and squishy!
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
Person Two: You sir, are a fucking tool.
2. I'm going to a Tool concert today. Maynard is the awesomeness.
by Maltese October 17, 2006
by formeldahyde August 09, 2009
An egotistic, self obsorbed, individual that feeds off of his friend's misery to make himself feel better. Basically a douche bag. (June 10 2009) 2:11 am
by Metro Josh June 11, 2009
someone who is so self obsorbed and cant come to the realization that they are completely in the wrong. This persons actions are so rediculous that you cant even believe the things they do.
in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
in other words this person pulls many dick move , and thinks that everyone likes them when really not many people do.
by hockey5 June 07, 2010
A total douche-bag. Someone who lacks the brains to know that people use them. Guys who sit and fix their hair and tan.
by The Ex :) March 24, 2010
someone who tries too hard. a poser. one of those chic's who holds the sign saying "Carson Daly is Hot." the asstard who goes to a rock show because they heard one of the songs on the radio or mtv. or someone who insists on wearing velour sweat suits. Avril Lavigne.
Jane is a tool because she dresses like Avril Lavigne while listening to New Found Glory and Dashboard Confessional just becuase Carson Daly told her to.
by sham February 09, 2003
a guy who looks acts and dresses like the typical douchebag trying to fit in. usually there is a certain style that all the guys try to wear to have that look. they are usually unwanted because of their comments and actions that make you dislike them and wish they were not there.
Bob is such a tool with his mid calf black socks and vintage no snapback cap going on about that party last night.
by BOOOOBIES July 18, 2012