A person that you can use for just about anything. Money, rides, ect. Usually wears white Oakly glasses on the back of their heads and wears their pants too low with a stupid leather belt. Usually has name brand clothing and a 'nice' car. (its only nice because you get rides in it and dont have to pay for gas) synonamous with Tim Plumb
by Nucca123cc June 28, 2010
Get the Toolmug. Guy 1: Dude that chick is smoking!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!
Guy 2: I KNOW!!!
Guy 3: Man you tools need to get yourselves a lady!
by LMFMC FUCKER June 8, 2009
Get the Toolmug. 
by NickKentucky December 1, 2010
Get the Toolmug. probably the only band in the world that has gone rogue for a while and then when it came back it achieved something popstars were suffering to do for decades: surpass taylor swift
a band made up of a bald spiritual freak, a british dude, a digital artist and a tall dude with 4 arms and 4 legs that decided to play one of the world's most abstract genre: prog rock, then later decided to take a break and then when it came back 14 fucking years later it even surpassed the top 1 and taylor swift, so much that it triggered twitter depressed white girls and swifties to verbally assault tool and its (shitty) fanbase, a prog rock/metal band that hasn't put out an album in 14 years was for a single moment more listened and admired than taylor swift, one of the world's most popular and if not, the most popular pop star on earth, you seriously can't make this stuff up.
Other than that, tool's fanbase is pretty shit and gatekeeping.
a band made up of a bald spiritual freak, a british dude, a digital artist and a tall dude with 4 arms and 4 legs that decided to play one of the world's most abstract genre: prog rock, then later decided to take a break and then when it came back 14 fucking years later it even surpassed the top 1 and taylor swift, so much that it triggered twitter depressed white girls and swifties to verbally assault tool and its (shitty) fanbase, a prog rock/metal band that hasn't put out an album in 14 years was for a single moment more listened and admired than taylor swift, one of the world's most popular and if not, the most popular pop star on earth, you seriously can't make this stuff up.
Other than that, tool's fanbase is pretty shit and gatekeeping.
self-identified "superior" intellectual: hey man have you listened to tool?
Average joe: ew, did you call me a tool you fascist?
S.I.S.I. no man, i'm talking about the band tool
average joe: what is that, sounds boring, now, lemme finish listening to billie eilish's new album that surely doesn't sound the same as the last one (they all sound the same)
Average joe: ew, did you call me a tool you fascist?
S.I.S.I. no man, i'm talking about the band tool
average joe: what is that, sounds boring, now, lemme finish listening to billie eilish's new album that surely doesn't sound the same as the last one (they all sound the same)
by Pajcho October 30, 2023
Get the Toolmug. One who thinks highly of themselves, and possibly the close circle of "friends" they surround themselves with. Also typically used for something such as; a car, money, sex, alcohol, drugs,etc; yet are completely unaware of their tool-like qualities. Find it attractive to wear extremely tight t-shirt whether actual muscular definition is in fact there or not. Find it needed to add unnecessary words and syllables to their flamboyant vocabulary, such as "Dude, dude, dude! check.it.out." On occasion are known to have completely ridiculous tattoos of utterly stupid objects or symbols, that little to no meaning to them or anyone else, in any way shape or form.
Tools:
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.
Nima Zigahmi
Ashkon Firefighter wanna-be with a gay tattoo
We'll get back to you on more. But for now. Be afraid, be very afraid.
by Calls em as I sees em November 14, 2010
Get the Toolmug. Stacey Essene (Henderson). A Man that does way too many drugs, like coke, ecstasy, ketamine and whatever else he can get his hand on from his "bro". Also known to "be father" by taking trips and gigs and getting a babysitter (first person to say yes) and only live videoing on fb to make it seem like he is a good father.
by Hazmat88 November 14, 2019
Get the Toolmug.