toobin

pleasuring yourself during a Zoom meeting

“Jeffrey was toobin during the zoom call!”; Toobin during a 5 minute Zoom call can be a real challenge; “He forgot to put the black tape on the camera when he was toobin!”

by Chuggachamp October 20, 2020

Toobin

The act of masturbating during a work Zoom meeting. Named after CNN legal analyst Jeffrey Toobin, who got caught jerking off with his camera on during Zoom call with the New Yorker.

That call was so boring I had to pull a Toobin just to make it interesting.

by Monticello15 October 19, 2020

Toobined

When one or more persons are exposed to a colleague jacking off on a Zoom conference call

Holy crap man, we were ten minutes into the sales presentation and got Toobined by Fred

by Alakazam1235 October 19, 2020

Toobin

To jack off while on a professional Zoom meeting.

Jeffery was caught toobin yesterday during his remote sales meeting. He says it was on accident but no one's buying it.

by Defortis October 20, 2020

toobin'

Masturbating, jerking off, jacking off. Especially in inappropriate circumstances like a zoom call. Named in honor of Jeffrey Toobin, a pioneer of inappropriate masturbation in the zoom age.

"You better not be toobin' in the bathroom, Jeff!"

"My mom caught me toobin'. It was so embarrassing!"

"I forgot to turn off my camera and all my colleagues caught me toobin'!"

by anonymous October 20, 2020

Toobin'

Masturbating live on cam during an online video conference when you think the camera is off.

My boss was fired for toobin' during our online meeting.

by daveobot November 13, 2020

toobin'

to inadvertently pull one's penis out during a Zoom video call

Can you believe Scottie on the Zoom call earlier? He must have forgotten his camera was on. Sally was right in the middle of her pitch and he just started toobin' out of nowhere.

by Jeffie Ross October 19, 2020