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tonsil painter

a made up profession of cumming down someone's throat and covering their tonsils.
I spent my college years as a professional tonsil painter.
by ultradaddy January 19, 2013
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tonsilith

Tolsilith - Found in the tonsils small crypts in some people a combination of food particles, bacteria, and body secretions form in theses crypts and will occasionally dislodge into small hard nuggets called tonsiliths, or tonsil stones.
They are white/cream/yellow in colour and are approximately the size of a small pebble.
When broken open these have a repulsive smell. This is due to the particles which have been lodged in the tonsils for some time rotting etc.
They can be removed with a Q-Tip or by consistently brushing the back of your mouth.
Small white pellets from back of throat being coughed/appearing up in your mouth these are called Tonsilith
by airin October 12, 2007
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Tonsil soccer

She played tonsil soccer with my balls last night, man
by Bruce Bruce August 14, 2014
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tonsil touchdown

When you finally get to insert your penis into a female's mouth
"Man Alissa was too easy to give Himli a tonsil touchdown"
by MidEvilSpyke March 7, 2017
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Tonsillitis

Feels like a rope covered in razor blades is rubbing against your throat every time you try to swallow
"Damn I have tonsillitis guess I won't eat or drink for a fucking week!"
by Kassmander March 6, 2019
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Flogging Tonsils

Vigorous deep throating of the male fuck knob that deprives the giver of air and delivers a old fashioned tonsil beat down.
I came home drunk and work her up and started flogging tonsils.

The prostitute likes it dirty and rough so I started flogging tonsils and she was gagging hard.
by Dick Onchin October 14, 2020
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tonsil tapping

the act of ramming your hard penis into anothers mouth so that the head makes vigorous contact with the back of the throat/ tonsil region...may result in a gag reflex of recipient
Terrences' mother enjoys me tonsil tapping her old saggy nutslurping ass
by cornfritter November 22, 2010
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