Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

Sub to my OF

Slang for "I need Coke money."

"Sub to my OF, link in bio..."

by Milfymilf June 7, 2022

too close to my butt

A phrase used when someone invades your personal space or if you do not like what is going on.

Person A walks into the room and sits next to Person B. Person B: "You're too close to my butt!"

Person A wants to make changes to a group project involving Person B. Person B doesn't approve of said changes and yells, "You're too close to my butt!"

by kornpops827 October 1, 2010

can't listen to my dick anymore

The point in a man's life when he must make decisions using reason and logic; not go after every hot chick even though it feels natural.

Friend #1: OMG look at that latin chick - her body is banging - dude, she's checking you out, go initiate a good night ending.

Friend #2: She does have a sweet booty, but I can't listen to my dick anymore - I've got a girlfriend.

by Tedro357 April 13, 2009

uber to my dick

A song made by TisaKorean

Bitch Uber to my dick (to my dick)

by Youngg dagger dick March 7, 2019

Hears to my ears

The phrase referring hearing loud noise(s), meaning more than one noise. Used when hearing something rambunctiously annoying and irradiating. Only used when the sound is obviously heard; everyone hears.

“Jessica’s singing is hears to my ears!”

by Xxninjaryanxxss September 19, 2020

Don't EVER say that to my face again

When someone says a nono

Garreth: This lane is nice and cool
Ginger Ale: Yes this lane is nice and cool
Garreth: Don't EVER say that to my face again

by I like BURDZ October 22, 2018