Tighter than mosquito pussy

This phrase uses a non-existent form of genitalia as a vehicle of hyperbole to convey the idea that something is insanely and impossibly small and tight.

I can't get any stock tips from these rich bastards -- their lips are tighter than mosquito pussy!

by C'est Logique July 22, 2011

Wetter than a beaver's hat

An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal

The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.

by Fuchtbar December 28, 2014

thiccer than a sniccer

so thicc that it would make this dicc go flicc

damn lucy is thiccer than a sniccer!
nice dude, gons to smash?

by figgernaggotyounig December 22, 2017

dead than red

Better dead than red was a conservative saying regarding Communism and it's expansion being something to stop at all costs!

I would rather be dead than red!

by I, Wreckerrr March 19, 2021

faded than a hoe

when somone is high as fuck out the zaza

to shawty u wanna be faded than a hoe?

by OMEGALUL12 October 30, 2022

wetter than an otters pocket

your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly

you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?

by The Devil Put Aside For You May 12, 2021

thicker than a bowl of oatmeal

Thick ass girl. As in a big butt, while also being able to hold a great body. Also known as "Thicc".

"Have you seen the new girl's yet?"
"No, have you?"
"Yes I have and she's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal."

by YaBoiYungKrabz February 18, 2017