toenail

A guy that you think might be nice and have really good intentions that ends up being a fucking liar or an asshole. The toenail is ugly and smelly and not worth your time.
*see ingrown toenail

He said he would call but he didn't, what a toenail

by AMTcgy August 18, 2005

Hairy Toenails

The definition of teenagers, mostly girls, who have not yet reached the stage in their life of being able to wax/shave their own toenails, which can result in serious bushy-ness

girl one- omg, like omg have you seen sarah lees toenails, like omg eww grosss
girl two- ICK, their so hairy! she needs to shave! LIKE TOTALLY HAIRY TOENAILS!

by sacajewia and fetus October 18, 2008

Ghandi's Toenails

Bombay Mix - those lovely crunchy spicy things you you get at a curry house as an appetiser. Slightly curled, hard, Indian flavoured... with dried peas.

Yuck, no! They remind me of Ghandi's Toenails. But bring me some big crisps... ...and pop-a-dem on the table...

by bushwacka1973 April 1, 2011

jipnap toenail

the smelly balck dirt under your toenails

Fuck off you jipnap toenail!
You smell like the jipnap from daves toenail!
Jipnap ov a toenail

by Drobac September 25, 2007

toenail

Any man who acts conceited but is a hideous beast, a bitch but a pussy, and enjoys long hair flowing in their face, most commonly known as Malachite.

"Get that toenail out of here, he's making the room ugly."
No really, he is.

by Rasputin McHammerhead April 15, 2008

toenail clippings

the stuff that's in the bag of snacks you left at your friends house

I forgot my toenail clippings at my friends house. I can't eat dinner now :(

by toe_eater January 26, 2022

toenail

A mass of hard dead, dry skin cells found on your toe, very closely related to fingernails.

I have a magic toenail, i keep it on my foot, it keeps me nice and safe from harm when something goes kaplut.

by wendy lane May 23, 2003