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Toad Clit

When a woman's vagina gets really infested with STI's (sexually transmitted disease) and it turns black and gets worts and pimples on it
dude, Lilly had a pitch black "Toad Clit"
by DizzyFizzy July 16, 2015
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Hypno Toad

Hypno Toad- A world famous TV icon from the crazy world of futurama. Is currently being nominated for many awards.
Beware after 15 minutes of constant viewing can cause the following symptoms- Headaches, manic hair brushing , feeling of flying and necrophilia.
Hypno Toad e.g Scary freak who know everything irrelevant,nothing important and generally is green and slimy.aka Mr B
by Cpt Crazy November 30, 2006
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toady loach

An unatrative leeching cunt of a woman,a bottom feeding parasite of a person.
Sally ,that toady loach,bummed another 20 bucks off me. Why doesn't she use that gold mine between her legs for something else than a tuna factory?
by ol buzzard March 7, 2014
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Toadette

SO KAWAII! I wanna huuug her! Pink female version of Toad from Mario Kart:Double Dash!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!
Hi, Toadette! ^_^
by Snebulizer December 3, 2003
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Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.
Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!
by TheBestMane October 23, 2009
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Toadsauce

An alternate way to say "Totally Awesome" or "Totes Awes" (in abbreviated form)
This word was formed in Duluth, MN. Perkins. 1:38am.

Linda: That'd be totally awesome
Alicia: YOU'RE totes awes!
Linda: ...Did you just say toadsauce?

Uses: Toadsauce can be used in place of any word.
Examples:

In it's original context: "Wanna go to the mall? Yeah, that'd be toadsauce!" , "You're the toadsauciest person I know"
As an object/substance: "Oop, you gotta little toadsauce on your cheek, dude" , "Don't step in the toadsauce"
In love: "I am mad toadsaucin' for you"
In anger: "You're a toadsauce! NO, YOU'RE A TOADSAUCE, ASSBAG!"
by HeartSleeves May 29, 2009
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Toadaso

Different variaton of " I told you so. "
See? I toadaso. Never ever call em' porchmonkeys or you might get your ass beat. I fuckin' toadaso!
by lifeordeath42 October 9, 2008
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