Cleveland, TN

made famous by kenny chesney in his song 'anything but mine'. 20-25 minutes east of chattanooga. also referred to sarcastically as 'cle-vegas', due to the lack of entertainment in this town. local highschool/college kids drive around for hours on weekends what is called 'the L', a stretch of main road just off the interstate the resembles the letter l. entertainment ammenties include a two screen theatre that used to be a porn theatre, walmart, and lee university.

There's always something to do in good ol' Cle-Vegas!
Cleveland, TN; isnt that where inbreeding started?

by Luke Duke dood October 14, 2005

TNS

An acronym: Twisted Nut Syndrome. The male version of PMS or a medical problem after being racked where one's testicles are twisted within the scrodem.

I need a beer; i'm TNSing

Sir, i'm afraid you have TNS

by youknowi'mcreativeright November 19, 2010

Memphis, TN

The most worthless city in the whole United States , 99% black
, not one white person can live in the city without fear unless they think they are black . crooked cops , gangs , hoes , you name it . not a vacation spot . run while you can .

HELL

You ever been to Memphis, Tn ?
Naw maing i'd rather go to hell .

by M-town November 15, 2005

Morristown, TN

A small city in East Tennessee, where no hot guys exist.

Girl 1: I don't see any hot guys...anywhere.
Girl 2: Welcome to Morristown, TN!

by southernbelle17 July 9, 2011

Memphis, TN

Memphis is THE GREATEST PLACE ON EARTH, 93% black part of Tennessee, and DOES NOT HAVE the highest crime rate in the nation (see http://www.morganquitno.com/cit01pop.htm). FEWER homicides, rapes, theft, & kidnappings happen in areas such as the Mall of Memphis, & Orange Mound than anywhere else in the United States. Memphis is the city where "Crunk" was first used. It is the most populated city in Tennessee, & the only one that votes democrat. There are many attractions to visit; such as Mud Island, Graceland, Beale Street, The Memphis Zoo, the Memphis in May Festival, & the National Civil Rights Museum. YOU DO NOT NEED to bring mace, because you are NOT likely to get shot by a Blood, Vice Lord, or Crip member, SINCE NIETHER OF THE three operate their southern gang headquarters in Memphis.

Memphis is an oasis.

by Memphis 10 July 25, 2008

Powell tn

A place where one goes to FUCK SHIT UP. People who are from this town as well as surrounding towns, carry about themselves an 'I DO NOT GIVE A FUCK' demeanor.

"Do NOT surf on the roof of my van!"
"Its OKAY chick, This is Powell tn Nobody gives a fuck."

by perma_twacked July 22, 2016

niota, tn

A rather small town with one red light, full of inbred hillbillies, where everybody runs off too, to live with their mom, o sister wife, to have nephsons or niecedaughters

Me and uncle daddy are gonna have us a nephson down down past the redlight at the trailer in niota, Tn

by CDub0101 January 5, 2017