Tish Chute

When you roll up a tissue and put it in one of your nostrils to prevent a runny/ bleeding nose (like a nose tampon)

“My nose won’t stop running”
“Oh dude just pull a tish chute”
“A tish chute?”
“Yeah put a tish up the chute”

by Vanimal67 November 17, 2025

tuchus oyfn tish

Pronounced "TOOK-us OY-f'n tish." Many variant spellings. Literally "ass on the table," it's a Yiddish phrase meaning a serious atmosphere for talk or negotiation. Closest US-English equivalents are probably "No BS" or "(Let's get down to) brass tacks." Often used in a tone of exasperation. Generally recommended for use within members of the same sex.

"Elliot, come into the dining room. We need to make travel plans NOW or they won't get done."

"But Uncle Bernie, the game starts in half an hour."

"Plenty of time if you stop fooling around. Cmon: tuchus oyfn tish."

by al-in-chgo December 24, 2013

Get me a tish

Get me a tish is a saying that the one and only DOLAN twins say. Tish is another word for the horrible word no DOLAN stans use .... TISSUE yeah what a disgrace also go follow me on insta @dolan_twin_green_red_ I have 2.5k followers :)

GET ME A TISH!
I NEED A TISH!
DO YOU KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A NAPKIN AND A TISH?!

by Dolan_twin_green_red_ March 26, 2019

badum tish

that sound after someone makes a corny joke
two drum sounds and a cymbal

Why'd the cookie go the hospital?
Because he was feeling crumby!

badum tish

by walrus42 February 22, 2009

badum tish

It's an onomatopeia for a drum technique normally accompanying the conclusion of a cheesy joke or a comedy pratfall (where someone is made to look like an idiot by their own devising - such as falling on a banana skin they earlier discarded). It consists of two fast rimshots and a splash cymbal - producing the sound "badum tish".

#1: What does bees do if they don't want to drive?
#2: Dunno
#1: Wait at the buzz stop! Haha!
#2: Badum tish!

by Mats Valen May 1, 2007

So Tish

Adjective: Something that is posh, boujee, fun, full of life, over the top, high end

This house is so tish!

by askalli April 30, 2021

Pete in the Tish

A shortened version of the phrase "Compete in the Competition"

"Hey alec, wouldn't it be special if we could pete in the tish?"

by George & Martha January 24, 2009